Got to get fun from a limerick too
When that is all your intellect can do;
But nothing to be found therein
As coherence is such a sin:
Well there’s room for more paper in the loo…..
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Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: January 28th, 2026 18:07
- Comment from author about the poem: 😅😂🤣 Clunky, but may do the job..... Limericks seem to be having a moment up top right now - I'm just asking why ?
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Now I knew that I loved limericks now where did the paper go? Good read Dave
Really glad and grateful you approve, Soren.
Good fun words Dave.
Andy
Thanks .Andy.
And now my limerick starting - There was a wise talking dog named Fido..... That's as far as I've got! lol.
Second line -
'Had trouble keeping orchi in line though'
There You go - done my bit - your turn....
🤣😇👏 only you can write "As coherence is such a sin" - pure gold.
Many thanks for that. I'm just anti obscurity, that's all.
Hardy, har, har! [More on this later, I intend].
I await with both anticipation and trepidation...... But pleasures to come are always more fun.
"Yes, dear Sir, we are most pleased to assure you that we have quite the variety of fixtures for holding paper for said loo, pick which best appeals to you."
Beautifully rendered with excellent imagery and a delightful poignancy waltzing. Thank you very much for sharing.
Thanks for the information. Could you quote me re prices please - if these limericks keep on flowing at the current rate there might well be the need for extra capacity....
"Ever heard of "pay-per view"? We're now marketing pay-per you and for every limerick needing more of you know what for the loo, we'll give it to you for a very good price. How much will you be wanting?"
I'll hold you to that one, but have to see which way the wind is blowing first.........
Every one loves a good laughing limerick, no? 🤣
Let's see if this one reaches the top too,
Though it might be better read in the loo.
In there, I'm sure, no one will mind
If you make them all laugh in kind,
And it causes them to shit out their poo.
🤣🤮🤣
Rock on, sir Dave! Loved it, my friend! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Hanging out here is a fella called Dave
Who some argue is a bit of a knave.
Likes to cause trouble,
Prick someone’s bubble;
He hopes it’s reality he can save.
Your support is more than I could have hoped for, Tristan.
Considering a separate pin for this; It came quickly but says what I want to say............ considered and implemented.
If you're going to write a lim i rick.
Make sure the topic holds a stick.
Otherwise, the message loses grace.
Gets lost in the fog.
Tossed in the bog.
Try my next (and I hope final on this topic) one. Never much grace about my commentary anyway. Fair comment though.
Quick edit before I put it to bed for a while.....🤣
Did it go to bed without a hissy fit?
Shush - I'm hoping it will settle after a while....
I'll rock it to sleep, if need be.
I will bear that in mind - but out there for the moment everything seems to have calmed down limerick wise.
I am a little trepidatious though that a certain diabolical duo might again start splattering crap and hot air around...😂🤣
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