There was an old man named Hamish
who was, quite honestly brainless
his best friend was Trump
and Trump liked to hump
he even tried fucking the Danish.
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Author:
Teddy.15 (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Satire Limerick target practice 🤣
- Category: Humor
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- Users favorite of this poem: sorenbarrett, Tristan Robert Lange
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True words in these days Teddy, he wants everything!
Andy
Everything except the Epstein files 🤣
You made me laugh with this one Teddy and that is worth a fave anyday
Thank you so much dear sorrenbarret 🤣 hence the title, it was my main objective to make one laugh, other side we cry with this lousy guy and his orchestra of C you next Tuesdays 😢
You are most welcome Teddy
Hamish the vice president was left to explain why Trumpies beautiful Armada was heading off to Spain.
Bad enough you bombing Iceland when Greenland was the plan, now you've bombed Iraq instead of bloody Iran.
Dear Paul thanks so much for coming by, we have Trumpism on every corner of every country and moreover if it wasn't him there would surely be someone stupid just like him. 🌹
There is, Starmer.
He is still better than Johnson, Farage and all the others who were in the Tory party at that time, did you notice that the reform party is now the old and disgraced political figures of Boris Johnson's team?
Don't know what's happened in politics now, we've gone from big hitters to bloody imbeciles.
We're going down hill fast.
Teddy, well…that escalated fast. 😂 It’s crude, pointed, and clearly not pretending otherwise. The bite is the point, and it lands with unapologetic bluntness. Well done, dearest friend.🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
My dear Tristan yes the gloves are off 🤣 You know me, I can never rest until I write at least one piece of satire... Lol glad to see you enjoyed my darling friend. 🌹 Thank you.
Indeed, I did! ☺️ You are most welcome, dearest Teddy!
Couldn't resist:
A much maligned man was Hamish
and it falls upon me to explain this
no he wasn’t brainwashed
that rumours now quashed
for you can’t be brainwashed if you’re brainless
LOL that's fabulous especially read out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🌹 so glad to be your muse 🤣
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omg - you have nailed it so well - lol
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