BLOCKED

Doggerel Dave

I HAVE BEEN BLOCKED

FROM MPS:

COMPLETELY LOCKED

OUT – CAUSED SOME STRESS...

DON’T GO HALF COCKED -

Get it right please…

 

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  • Author: Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 6th, 2026 17:56
  • Comment from author about the poem: It may well be contended that my presence here now is proof positive that this inconvenience has been fixed. Possibly....however since it can take much effort to sign on as I seek entry to what may well be one of the most low security sites on the web.....
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 26
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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  • Doggerel Dave

    From the web:
    If you are the owner of this website:
    There is an issue between Cloudflare's cache and your origin web server. Cloudflare monitors for these errors and automatically investigates the cause. To help support the investigation, you can pull the corresponding error log from your web server and submit it our support team. Please include the Ray ID (which is at the bottom of this error page). Additional troubleshooting resources.

  • sorenbarrett

    Dave I have been blocked from another web site before and it took three weeks before I could get back on, no explanation as to why or apology for the inconvenience.

    • Doggerel Dave

      Only belong here - I hope for a better experience. Thanks for your contribution, Soren.

      • sorenbarrett

        If anything I can do let me know, I'm on your side on this one my friend

        • Doggerel Dave

          Complain? thanks for the offer, Soren.

        • sorenbarrett

        • Cheeky Missy

          After who knows whom saw to it that my original password was deleted, lately I'm forced to sign in all the time, when I never sign out. Pity. I hope the best for you, Sir. I'd/ we'd hate to lose you.

          • Doggerel Dave

            The only time you will loose me is when I pop my clogs - which could be anytime, but out of my hands, so to speak. It is fun here, keeps my... (going to write 'mind', but whatever..) active.....

          • Goldfinch60

            It happens sometime Dave, that is the absolute wonder of modern technology.

            Andy

            • Doggerel Dave

              Andy, you have asserted yourself as a master of irony here...

            • orchidee

              Soooo.... you're not human, or not fully human?! Did you get past the 'verify'? lol.

              • Doggerel Dave

                Focus.... concentrate... I remain interested in the strategy which required JC to remain incognito, and about which only Fido has the answer...

                • orchidee

                  Fido's not gonna tell me. Aww! lol. C'mon on now, Fido, speak and tell!

                  • Doggerel Dave

                    Feed him the way you feed KP and he'll tell.....

                  • Tristan Robert Lange

                    Yikes. Yeah...poem is proof you are no longer blocked. But, yikes! I have yet to have this issue that I see others having. I am trying to find a piece of wood to knock on as we speak. 🤣 Hope that does not happen again.

                    • Doggerel Dave

                      Thanks Tristan. In the plastic world in which we live today finding a genuine piece of wood can be increasingly problematic - unless you are prepared to ‘go down in the woods today’ where you could meet up with a bunch of picnicking teddy bears or. perhaps more likely, fire..
                      Don’t let that deter you though – in this ever unstable world you gotta do what yer gotta do….

                      • Tristan Robert Lange

                        LOL! I've never let that stop me, my friend...for better or worse 🤣😜. Most welcome.

                      • Thomas W Case

                        That is a pain. Good Luck, Dave.

                      • Neville


                        I have had the very same problem too so can seriously empathise ..

                        • Doggerel Dave

                          Thanks muchly for the empathy, Neville - a sentiment I feel a need for sometimes...



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