Now. c'mon, I must know
Are ya still human? And - Am I still human?!
Ya can't fool me.....
Getting on here by false pretences, some of ya
Getting past the 'verify' stage somehow
I'm sure some ya are not human
But which ones?!
Ya can tell me
'Just humour him', old Fido says
'He's having an eccentric moment again!'
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: July 5th, 2026 02:36
- Comment from author about the poem: Bit of battiness! lol.
- Category: Humor
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- Users favorite of this poem: sorenbarrett, Tristan Robert Lange, GenXer Sharon 🙏🍀
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You made me laugh Orchi and that deserves a fave for it is no easy task to melt this marble face into a smile more yet get laughter out of an organ pipe that has lost its bellows.
Thank you SB. Who are these people that laugh at my (corny) jokes?! lol.
Who does not? You are most welcome Orchi
Now a quiz. lol. 'Since when was [insert name of a comedian, or 'so-called' one] funny?
When the name Orchi is inserted
As human as they come! 🙏🕊️
Thank you A. Glad to hear it! lol.
Orchi...🤣 I was almost convinced...
CRASH!!
Ozzy bursts through the comment wall dragging Popeye's emergency spinach stock.
"Sharon! My bloody teeth are green!"
glug...glug...
My apologies to Fido for having to even witness this. And we thought missing the 18+ box was a crisis! Who knew?!?!.
Ol' Tom is now crying.
And Wan Ken, oi be, singes another one of Tomás's knitworks.
The Baters, of course, lie down...
"Episode one billion," one of them mutters.
Better bring a brolly, my friend. ☔️🤣🥬🖤🙏
I mean, we kinda knew it was only a matter of time before the Osbournes arrived! LOL! "Sharon!" 🤣
They've all ruined what started out as a sensible comment! lol.
I do believe this is a question worthy of active consideration.
Here, on the underside of the world, people who have some say are fond of calling for a 'Royal Commission'. Why 'Royal' , you may ask. I have no idea since King Charlie doesn't pop down here to preside. Which is just as well, as when the result and recommendations are submitted , all thirty of them, the government of the day select items four and eighteen, then file the rest to be forgotten as quickly as possible. So stop your pleading - you would be lucky to even get a hearing down here...
Thank you D. lol.
Well written. Your poem delves into the confusion and skepticism surrounding the nature of identity in online interactions.
Thank you F. I thought you would say 'Your poem delves into a load of rubbish and nonsense!' I wouldn't be offended. lol.
I am still human, have been for millions of years Orchi as you well know. LOL
Andy
Ah yes, so we have both! Thank you Gold. lol.
The constant having to verify makes one wonder often.. lol 😂
Thank you GS. I know why they added it - cos of my inhuman treatment of KP! lol.
lol 😝
Thank you N. lol.
keep them coming...
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