Millions....

Millions of years old

That's Goldfinch and me - and you too?!

Now to put some things of history straight....

It was in fact Goldfinch and me

Who were the first men on the moon

And yes, there were humans around

At the time of the dinosaurs

Us two were around then, and outlived them

OK - you can be called a dinosaur

Even if you're not millions of years old

As in the sense of - Nope, I won't use e-mail

Or any technology stuff

I'll stay a 'dinosaur'!

Yes, we were there in person us two (and Fido)

Battle of Hastings 1066

The Gunpowder Plot 1605

The USA Independence 1776

Aww, I forgot to invite ya to that party

But there was a condition - 

You had to have been there in person in 1776

So only us two turned up. Doh!

Oh, and KP too - that old trout

She must be very old too!

Never seen her without the botox

So I can't tell

Anyway, it would be too terrifying

To see her without it!

Heehee

Now some things that may be 'relics' these days?

A giant sized early mobile phone?

A video recorder?

A stamp for an actual letter?

A fax machine?

Writing a cheque?

Who are these people that use such things still?

What else............?

LOL