'orrible!

It's 'orrible in our house at mealtimes

At least it is for KP

I dish her up sewage every meal

As for Fido and I

We have roast dinners

Strawberries and cream

Luxury foods, whatever we want

While KP has her meals in Fido's kennel

You cad, you bounder, you ******

They call me - oops, best mark this one 18+.

It can't be helped though

Gotta be done

To keep her down a peg or two - or ten!

Aww, why she complain, and say

'You never compliment me or say anything nice to me'

But I'm too generous

I reply, 'Why, I appreciate you each day'

And say, 'You're looking more old-trout like each day, my dear!'

It's terrible! LOL.