Will this stop?!

Nope, not some crusading theme

Not some call to revolution

Or any of that stuff

But some nonsense, some rubbish!

But what is referred to

In 'Will this stop?'

Well it's, 'Will I stop being 'orrible to KP?'

I doubt it, though there was

A slight ray of sunshine, of hope, of goodness

Two minutes every year in July I reckon it is

But then, 'That's your lot for this year, my dear!' 

See how I'm tricky

I add 'My dear!' and she don't know

I'm being 'orrible to her

She's 'er outdoors, anyway

That's a relief

Bit I still see her - 

On TV, in papers, in magazine,........

Ohhh, everywhere I look

I see this old trout appariton!

'Enough!' says Fido to me

Heehee.

This rubbish is all true, ya know!