Nope, not some crusading theme
Not some call to revolution
Or any of that stuff
But some nonsense, some rubbish!
But what is referred to
In 'Will this stop?'
Well it's, 'Will I stop being 'orrible to KP?'
I doubt it, though there was
A slight ray of sunshine, of hope, of goodness
Two minutes every year in July I reckon it is
But then, 'That's your lot for this year, my dear!'
See how I'm tricky
I add 'My dear!' and she don't know
I'm being 'orrible to her
She's 'er outdoors, anyway
That's a relief
Bit I still see her -
On TV, in papers, in magazine,........
Ohhh, everywhere I look
I see this old trout appariton!
'Enough!' says Fido to me
Heehee.
This rubbish is all true, ya know!
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Author:
orchidee (
Online) - Published: July 27th, 2026 08:25
- Comment from author about the poem: Bit more daftness. Adventure No.847684643 or summat in 'Adventures of Orchi, Fido, and KP'. lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
Orchi, I nearly believed you had discovered kindness...then Popeye wandered in, opened another can of spinach, and volunteered the entire gang for twelve more months of tormenting KP with a Baters marathon. The poor woman needs witness protection! 🤣 Great fun, my friend! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you T. lol. There's a relative - Old McPopeye - he has a farm! lol.
Nothing more irritating that the one you wish to defame is famous and they say bad new is still new and all news is good. Good one Orchi
Thank you SB.
Most welcome Orchi
Too explicit. It seems, after five something years of observation here at MPS that one major leitmotif would be the chucking of some words together and then insist the reader makes their own interpretation of this monumental work..
An NS thank you Dave.
Very subtle, orchi - You are perhaps getting my length; just not sure you have my width....
Oh woe is me - soon I am to be demolished....
A great bit of fun here.Very enjoyable read
Thank you D.
Fun write Orchi.
Thank you Gold.
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