Notice of absence from Tristan Robert Lange
Life is full of seasons. This is a season of transition for me, where I will be moving with my family to a new location. As such, with much logistics to consider, I am doing my best to keep up. Please know if I accidentally don't respond, it is not because I am ghosting or becoming distant. Once things settle after the move, I am sure life will return to some normalcy. In the meantime, and always:
Read 👓, Write ✍️, Rise 🌅, Realize 🤯.
Tristan 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Life is full of seasons. This is a season of transition for me, where I will be moving with my family to a new location. As such, with much logistics to consider, I am doing my best to keep up. Please know if I accidentally don't respond, it is not because I am ghosting or becoming distant. Once things settle after the move, I am sure life will return to some normalcy. In the meantime, and always:
Read 👓, Write ✍️, Rise 🌅, Realize 🤯.
Tristan 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Don’t forget Caesar Popeyeus
For that won’t be very pious;
Sure, it’s true he’s not smart—
He thinks the moon’s his part—
But he still will glugify us.
Excerpt from Journal of Digital Archaeology, Vol. 87 (2163 CE): Recent excavations of a defunct poetry platform uncovered repeated references to an individual known only as "Orchidee.” Evidence suggests he served as the court jester to Popeyeus, though some researchers argue he was, in fact, the emperor's chief theologian. One thing, however, is beyond dispute: he never owned gerbils nor hamsters...only pigs from Guinnea. Just ask him.
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, August 20, 2026.
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