The language of Fido

Now, c'mon Fido

What nationality are ya?

Though ya know, oh, 3,682 languages, is it?

Tell us know, how are your relatives?

The posh English one who says 'Tally ho, a spiffing woof to you'

The French one who says 'Le Woof' or 'La Woof'

The Scottish one who says 'Mc Woof

The Welsh one who says ''Woof Boyo'

The Irish one who says 'Top of the Woof mornin' to ya'

The American one, in a certain area

Who says 'Woof y'all'

The Chinese one who says

'Confucius he say Woof'

If you know more of Fido's relatives

Add your own line

Spanish, German, etc....

Much more of this

And we'll all go nutty!

Unless the jokes are too corny for ya!

LOL