Now, c'mon Fido
What nationality are ya?
Though ya know, oh, 3,682 languages, is it?
Tell us know, how are your relatives?
The posh English one who says 'Tally ho, a spiffing woof to you'
The French one who says 'Le Woof' or 'La Woof'
The Scottish one who says 'Mc Woof'
The Welsh one who says ''Woof Boyo'
The Irish one who says 'Top of the Woof mornin' to ya'
The American one, in a certain area
Who says 'Woof y'all'
The Chinese one who says
'Confucius he say Woof'
If you know more of Fido's relatives
Add your own line
Spanish, German, etc....
Much more of this
And we'll all go nutty!
Unless the jokes are too corny for ya!
LOL
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Talking dogs! lol. Sshh, I never told ya yet about Felix, me talking cat. lol.
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Comments4
Was waiting for the Russian Woof hound. I wonder if it is a distant relative to the Irish Woof hound. Good one Orchi
Thank you SB. lol.
Always welcome Orchi
Cat in there too? I'm on the edge of my seat and all ears.
Thank you CM. Or should the cat be called Tiddles? lol.
My brother calls my male a gib and my female a "molly" so I dunno. They turned the bedroom upside-down hours ago, so again, I dunno.
Pluto, Goofy, et al!
Yes lol. Thank you A.
Welcome O🙏🏻🕊️
Fido speaks 3,682 languages, yet mysteriously understands none whenever someone says “bath,” Orchi. Not that anyone can use the tub now...Scooby mistook it for a garbage barrel and dumped Popeye’s Green Gluggy Snacks into it. They’ve become a bloated, moldy mush that smells like tree urine. Felix understands everything perfectly, of course...he merely refuses to get involved on philosophical grounds. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you T. lol.
🤣 Anytime, my friend!
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