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My poems are 

in rhyme and meter

If you have a wife

I'd like to meet her.

If you have a daughter 

even better,

I'll wait here while you 

Go and get her.

If there's a sister

Then I'm sold,

As long as she

Is not too old.

If you have a niece

That's quite cool,

So long as she's

Not still at school.

If you have a cousin 

that'll do,

Better though

If you have two.

I know you think 

I'm only kidding

We'll test that

If you do my bidding.

I'm not nice,

Yes that's true,

But I have charm

Enough for two,

And modesty;

Not my thing.

I have a song

Of self to sing.

I'd meet them each 

Without rejection

And have them all 

Without protection.

Just think on how 

Pleased you'll be,

When you have kin

Who look like me!