Do shut up Orchi
With your 100 year old jokes
But I can't help it
I can't shut up shutting-up these jokes
Though they're so corny
Terrible, appalling.....
I have to laugh at them though
Cos maybe no one else will! heehee.
Fido asks me: You been 'Liking' your own poems again?
C'mon now, he asks you: You doing it too?
Tell me no porkies!
Heehee
Having a picnic now
But wait, can't go yet
I'm a sandwich short of a picnic
Where did I put it?
'You always were' says Fido to me!
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: No porkies now! lol.
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What's "porkies" anyhow? And did your wife pack the picnic basket again?
Thank you CM. lol. Porkies = lies.
Ooh!
❤️ Love your humor.
Thank you F. lol.
I think Fido ate it Orchi check his jowls for crumbs. Well done my friend
Thank you SB. lol.
Most welcome Orchi
😂😂 Orchi, the case is solved. Wimpy stole the sandwich, Popeye is threatening to sort him out, Scooby is Rrr-aughing at the whole mess, and Ol' Tomás has just arrived shouting that you forgot your brolly. Forecast says cloudy with a very high probability of WCAT...you’re on your own, mate. 🤣 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you T. lol. Help! We must escape, but we will need indoor brollies too. Why? WCAT! lol.
Good fun write Orchi.
Thank you Gold. lol.
Keep 'em coming, O 🤣👍🏻🕊️
Thank you A. lol.
I always liked the saying. If he had brains he'd be dangerous.
It turned out the guy they said it to was building a nuclear bomb in his shed. lol
Doh! Thank you P. lol.
More corny than Kellogg's .. N
Thank you N. Yes, lol.
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