Now I may have done a poem - or ten
With this or similar title before
But what must stop?
'Your jokes,' Fido says to me
He knows usually that I laugh at them too
In case no else does! lol
Though they're so corny, so terrible
And who can bear more then three of them?
If you succeed
Men in white coats have to take you away
They say to you:
'Poor you; you heard THREE of Orchi's jokes
Who can stand that?!
Worse than 20 years of Eastenders
Or 40 years of Neighbours'
I'm the guy who was that judge
I said to a prisoner:
'It's 3 hours of my (Orchi's) jokes
Or 30 years in prison'
The prisoner chose jail! Doh!
To clarify: A 'porkie' is a lie
'A sandwich short of a picnic'
Is one who is a bit nutty
Not that we're having a picnic!
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: More nuttiness! lol.
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Comments5
Orchi, Popeye has declared this a Gluggerverse emergency! Three of your jokes entered the atmosphere this morning, and seventeen gluggers immediately emerged triumphant. Yikes, I fear it may have sparked the glugpocalypse! 🙈🤣 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you T. lol. We'll need brollies for the glugpocalypse! lol.
It is the nuttiness in others that we are too afraid to show of ourselves that we so enjoy. It takes courage to be nutty and enough brains to know how far to take it. A great write my friend made me smile anyway.
Thank you SB. lol.
Always most welcome Orchi
Thank you very much for enlightening me, dear Sir. [Why on earth did he choose the latter? I'd have chosen the former.]
Thank you CM. lol. Me jokes were/are so terrible, you see!
Excellent work.
Thank you T. lol.
Thanks for sharing the humor and making us smile 🤔😛
Thank you N. lol.
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