Don't waste a moment....
Reading some of my rubbish!
Apologies that ya waste
23 seconds or so every time - heehee.
Oh, Fido says to me
If ya got summat to say, man
Just say it in few words
Not use 500 words when 5 will do
And the only 'rambling' ya gotta do
Is take me out for walkies!
Not waffle on endlessly
Interminably
And that's quite a long word -
You'd never have thought up a 5-syllable word
With only your 3 brain cells
And your metres or formats of, Oh, I dunno
84. 6. 43. 76 .5. 26. 4. for example
Are ya playing bingo?!
Lend or give me some of your brain cells, Fido
I ask him, cos he has 3 billion or more of 'em
Doh! Now you've read this so-called poem!
Talking to self, I say:
You time-waster, you bounder, you cad.....
Haven't poets got more important things to do
Than tune into your nonsense poems?!
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: I'll waste your time! lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
I would rather waste time with a smile than do something necessary with a frown. That's my motto but then I'm old. Good one Orchi
Thank you SB. lol.
Most welcome my friend
good write
Thank you F. It's nutty. lol.
Well done, Orchi. A good chuckle over morning coffee by me, lunch by you.
Thank you J. lol.
Orchi, this is no waste at all! Fido supplies the brains, you supply the rambling, and Popeye supplies the gluggery while I check the bingo card. A perfectly efficient literary enterprise if you ask me. LOL! 🤣 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you T. lol.
Good fun write Orchi.
Andy
Thank you Gold. lol.
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