Mr. Knot Hole

I went out to my backyard

To have me a smoke

That's when I heard

The Knot Hole as it spoke

I couldn't believe my ears

I couldn't believe my eyes

A talking fence

Now that was quite a surprise

As I puffed on my joint

Staring straight ahead

Listening to every word

That Mr. Knot Hole said

He told me buds are no good

Especially the kind I was smoking

He said, I should find a hobby or two

Instead of sitting around just toking

He said, if I kept doing this

It may become an addiction

If you keep on smoking buds

That is my prediction

He said, I'll hit rock bottom

With such a thud

That I'll regret the day

I ever picked up a bud

He said, my life will unravel

And spin out of control

Remember you heard it from me

Your friend, Mr. Knot Hole

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