SWINDLER'S LIST
Here is something that cost a couple of Quid,
No it's really quite true for I never do Kid.
I entered a Competition based on terrible Puns,
So sent in Ten for a little Fun.
But when I looked at the Winners today on line,
To see if a joke was a Groan of mine;
There were many on the Website all Successful Bids:
But did I make the listing?
No Pun in Ten did.
I'VE FOUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR: TWO BEERS
For Wetting the Whistle being the Ultimate Aim,
A bring you a story with a touch of fame.
The Edge and Bono walk into a Bar;
For it's thirsty Work when you're a Touring Star,
And the Barman did say: 'Not you two again'.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: September 30th, 2026 20:16
- Comment from author about the poem: The other day when walking into a building, a Circus Clown opened the door for me. I thought: What a kind Jester.
- Category: Humor
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Comments1
You're on a roll! 👍🏻🤩
Glad you enjoyed it.
Most certainly do! Will be coming back to them from time to time so keep them posted up!
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