Double Whammy 4

CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER

I have a Girlfriend, the delectable Louise,

Last Week was her Birthday and just so to please;

I asked what She'd like for a Gift on that day:

'Well a fine  'Apple Watch' would go a long way'-

So I took her to an Orchard to look at some Trees.

 THE  PAGE BOY

I adore my Girlfriend, She's lovely and Bright,

But a strange revelation has now sprung to life.

For She says I'm Invading her Privacy most days,

And feeling much Stifled by my Intrusive new ways:

A Confession I read in her Diary last Night.