Into the bar I went,
Ordered my pint
And started to drink it.
A man stood next to me,
He was quite short
But we started chatting
And spoke of many things.
He then told me about his wife,
A lady he loved very much
But he did say
She was a very tall lady
And when in bed,
In bed making love
If they were face to face
His toes were in,
If they were foot to foot
His nose was in,
And if he was in properly,
He had nobody to talk to.
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: October 8th, 2026 00:58
- Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun.
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
Good write Gold. lol.
Thanks Orchi.
Made me giggle my friend
Glad I made you giggle Norman.
Andy
I certainly did my friend
Fun with a tall tail. Loved it Andy a little humor helps the day along.
Most kind soren, thank you.
Andy
Always a pleasure Andy
This is when you need an extension the builder says.
Gives you more room.
Very true Paul, thank you.
Andy
An interesting choice in life partnering! 🤣🙏🏻🕊️
Surely is Rik, thank you.
Andy
You did a good job.
Most kind DL.
Andy
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