That Tall Lady.

Into the bar I went,

Ordered my pint

And started to drink it.

A man stood next to me,

He was quite short

But we started chatting

And spoke of many things.

He then told me about his wife,

A lady he loved very much

But he did say

She was a very tall lady

And when in bed,

In bed making love

If they were face to face

His toes were in,

If they were foot to foot

His nose was in,

And if he was in properly,

He had nobody to talk to.