50 SHADES OF AMERICAN LADIES !

BRIAN & ANGELA

ALABAMA ~ She'll wanna take you home to Mama  

ALASKA ~ Her Girls are hotter than Nebraska

ARIZONA ~ Sorry but she'll never phone Ya

ARKANSAS ~ Lovely they always ask for more

CALIFORNIA ~ Don't say I didn't warn Ya

CAROLINA (NORTH) ~ She'll love you on the Porch

CAROLINA (SOUTH) ~ She'll love you on the Couch

CONNETICUT ~ Duckin' an' bobbin' just like her State bird ~ the Robin

COLORADO ~ Mountain Girls ~ full of bravado 

DELAWARE ~ Her ladies have a lot to share

NORTH DAKOTA ~ She'll put you on her rota

SOUTH DAKOTA ~ She'll love Ya for your nice big motor

GEORGIA ~ Everyone knows they're as cute as the Cherokee Rose

FLORIDA ~ Paradise and YES the girls are really nice

HAWAII ~ Such flirts ~ grass skirts ~ O me O myee !

IDAHO ~ They're really great ~ Each one a Gem just like their State

ILLINOIS ~ Smart Girls they always give their men much joy

INDIANA ~ They're remarkable just like  their bird the bright red Cardinal

IOWA ~ The one's I chose were huggy like a Ramblin' Rose

KANSAS ~ Her Girls are great ~ Bright and Showy just like their Sunshine State ! 

KENTUCKY ~ Place your bets an' you'll get lucky

LOUISIANA ~ Have I told Ya ~ your pretty as your State Magnolia  

MAINE ~ They all say ~ please come back again

MARYLAND ~ They like to get a golden band !

MASSACHUSETTS ~ Cautious 'cos they always hedge their bets

MICHIGAN ~ Her Ladies always get their Man

MINNISOTA ~ Of lakes an' men they get their quota 

MISSISSIPPI ~ Classy sassy as a Hippy

 MISSOURI ~ Tell me the old old story

MONTANA ~ Practical know how to use a spanner

NEBRASKA ~ Her Girls are cooler than Alaska

NEVADA ~  Sweet an' neat an' full of ardour

NEW HAMPSHIRE ~ The Girls are cuddly an' great  even in the Granite State

NEW JERSEY ~ In love they show no mercy !

NEW MEXICO ~ Easy come and easy go

NEW YORK ~ On the phone ~ They just wanna Talk ~ Talk ~ Talk !  

OHIO ~ With GOD all things are possible ~ AMEN

OKLAHOMA ~ Pheremones ~ honey sweet aroma

OREGON ~ Annie told me ~ You're the one !

PENNSYLVANIA ~ An Amish Girl ~ she sure would tame ya !

RHODE ISLAND ~ Cute chicks to match an' mix  

TENNESSEE ~ Country girls are always fun and fancy free

TEXAS ~ She'll love Ya for Ya LEXUS

UTAH ~ Mormon virginal an' pretty ~  The Girls in Salt Lake City

VERMONT ~ Her Girls all get just what they want 

VIRGINIA ~ Pure and chaste so don't make haste

VIRGINIA (WEST) ~ Almost Heaven ~ they really are the best

WASHINGTON ~ They are the boast of the West Coast

WISCONSIN ~ A nice state to be in love in

WYOMING ~ She'll make sure that you've done roamin'

 

Thanks for reading ~ comments (and corrections) welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX

 

This is a fun poem ~ so no offense meant whatever State you're in ! 

  • Author: BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 6th, 2016 06:12
  • Comment from author about the poem: I haven't dated a Girl from Every State but I like American Girls they are loving and positive and always look their best ~ even in Blue Jeans. I have met American Girls in the UK ~ USA ~ Europe and on line. They each reflect the values and attitudes of their Home States ! Just a every State is different so their Girls are different. This is a fun poem so i hope what I said about your State Girls is acceptable ! Some are based on (limited) experience others on hearsay and in some cases I have referred to the State Name ~ Motto ~ Bird or Flower. I am a student of American History and Culture and it is a fascinating and life-long study. Thanks for reading ~ ENJOY ~ Love BRIAN XOX
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  • willyweed

    you didn't list the state I'm in.
    the state of confusion.
    fun read my friend. ww

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      Glad you enjoyed it ~ The USA is in a State of Confusion Dump the Trump or Chill with Hill ~ that is the question. In the UK we are all in a Sate of Flux and our next PM WILL BE A WOMAN. That means less waffling and more hard decisions being made ! Yours BRIAN

      • willyweed

        well we have two turds running and they both stink. For the first time in my life I don't think I can vote for either one. this world is in a bad way.

        • BRIAN & ANGELA

          Just you think WW if you were hiring a Chauffeur would you hire a 70+ person with a bad driving record ? NO NO NO ~ Why is there nobody like JFK standing for President ? Or would you like to give BO a third term ? BRIAN

          • willyweed

            don't toy with my emotions, a 3rd term would work for me but that can't happen. My honest opinion is that neither Trump nor Clinton will be POTUS come November." What" you say? lets review in December.

            • BRIAN & ANGELA

              POTUS ~ POTEM ~ POTUNT ~ POTEMUS ~ POTENTUS ~ POTUSIMUS ? Well someone has to do it ~ you can't have the Good Ship Lollipop without a Skipper. Or you could do what the USSR did and let each State be self governing ! We have two good ladies running for PM in the UK Theresa May and Andrea Leadsom ! Who ever loses we will send over to be the next POTUS. Trump will be declared INSANE and Hillary ILLEGAL ~ OK ~ BRIAN

              • willyweed

                that's not a bad idea, it couldn't be any worst then what we are facing. This country is so split that who ever may win will have a target on their forehead. It's all out of hand and cooler heads will not prevail.
                yikes!!! you can't even trust the FBI to do the right thing. A sad state of affairs for sure.

              • Tony36

                Great write, really enjoyed it

                • BRIAN & ANGELA

                  Thanks TONY ~ Pleased you enjoyed it ! As you know American Girls are special ~ I hope I did them Justice ! Yours BRIAN

                • Just.Dev

                  Washington #425 reppin



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