50 SHADES OF AMERICAN LADIES !

BRIAN & ANGELA

ALABAMA ~ She'll wanna take you home to Mama  

ALASKA ~ Her Girls are hotter than Nebraska

ARIZONA ~ Sorry but she'll never phone Ya

ARKANSAS ~ Lovely they always ask for more

CALIFORNIA ~ Don't say I didn't warn Ya

CAROLINA (NORTH) ~ She'll love you on the Porch

CAROLINA (SOUTH) ~ She'll love you on the Couch

CONNETICUT ~ Duckin' an' bobbin' just like her State bird ~ the Robin

COLORADO ~ Mountain Girls ~ full of bravado 

DELAWARE ~ Her ladies have a lot to share

NORTH DAKOTA ~ She'll put you on her rota

SOUTH DAKOTA ~ She'll love Ya for your nice big motor

GEORGIA ~ Everyone knows they're as cute as the Cherokee Rose

FLORIDA ~ Paradise and YES the girls are really nice

HAWAII ~ Such flirts ~ grass skirts ~ O me O myee !

IDAHO ~ They're really great ~ Each one a Gem just like their State

ILLINOIS ~ Smart Girls they always give their men much joy

INDIANA ~ They're remarkable just like  their bird the bright red Cardinal

IOWA ~ The one's I chose were huggy like a Ramblin' Rose

KANSAS ~ Her Girls are great ~ Bright and Showy just like their Sunshine State ! 

KENTUCKY ~ Place your bets an' you'll get lucky

LOUISIANA ~ Have I told Ya ~ your pretty as your State Magnolia  

MAINE ~ They all say ~ please come back again

MARYLAND ~ They like to get a golden band !

MASSACHUSETTS ~ Cautious 'cos they always hedge their bets

MICHIGAN ~ Her Ladies always get their Man

MINNISOTA ~ Of lakes an' men they get their quota 

MISSISSIPPI ~ Classy sassy as a Hippy

 MISSOURI ~ Tell me the old old story

MONTANA ~ Practical know how to use a spanner

NEBRASKA ~ Her Girls are cooler than Alaska

NEVADA ~  Sweet an' neat an' full of ardour

NEW HAMPSHIRE ~ The Girls are cuddly an' great  even in the Granite State

NEW JERSEY ~ In love they show no mercy !

NEW MEXICO ~ Easy come and easy go

NEW YORK ~ On the phone ~ They just wanna Talk ~ Talk ~ Talk !  

OHIO ~ With GOD all things are possible ~ AMEN

OKLAHOMA ~ Pheremones ~ honey sweet aroma

OREGON ~ Annie told me ~ You're the one !

PENNSYLVANIA ~ An Amish Girl ~ she sure would tame ya !

RHODE ISLAND ~ Cute chicks to match an' mix  

TENNESSEE ~ Country girls are always fun and fancy free

TEXAS ~ She'll love Ya for Ya LEXUS

UTAH ~ Mormon virginal an' pretty ~  The Girls in Salt Lake City

VERMONT ~ Her Girls all get just what they want 

VIRGINIA ~ Pure and chaste so don't make haste

VIRGINIA (WEST) ~ Almost Heaven ~ they really are the best

WASHINGTON ~ They are the boast of the West Coast

WISCONSIN ~ A nice state to be in love in

WYOMING ~ She'll make sure that you've done roamin'

 

Thanks for reading ~ comments (and corrections) welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX

 

This is a fun poem ~ so no offense meant whatever State you're in ! 

  • Author: BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 6th, 2016 06:12
  • Comment from author about the poem: I haven't dated a Girl from Every State but I like American Girls they are loving and positive and always look their best ~ even in Blue Jeans. I have met American Girls in the UK ~ USA ~ Europe and on line. They each reflect the values and attitudes of their Home States ! Just a every State is different so their Girls are different. This is a fun poem so i hope what I said about your State Girls is acceptable ! Some are based on (limited) experience others on hearsay and in some cases I have referred to the State Name ~ Motto ~ Bird or Flower. I am a student of American History and Culture and it is a fascinating and life-long study. Thanks for reading ~ ENJOY ~ Love BRIAN XOX
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Comments3

  • willyweed

    you didn't list the state I'm in.
    the state of confusion.
    fun read my friend. ww

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      Glad you enjoyed it ~ The USA is in a State of Confusion Dump the Trump or Chill with Hill ~ that is the question. In the UK we are all in a Sate of Flux and our next PM WILL BE A WOMAN. That means less waffling and more hard decisions being made ! Yours BRIAN

      • willyweed

        well we have two turds running and they both stink. For the first time in my life I don't think I can vote for either one. this world is in a bad way.

      • 4 more comments

      • Tony36

        Great write, really enjoyed it

        • BRIAN & ANGELA

          Thanks TONY ~ Pleased you enjoyed it ! As you know American Girls are special ~ I hope I did them Justice ! Yours BRIAN

        • Just.Dev

          Washington #425 reppin



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