BELLY DANCER

BRIAN & ANGELA

SHE  danced with a Chinaman 

SHE  danced with a Pig

SHE  danced with a LEPRECHAUN 

SHE  danced an Irish Jig

SHE  danced with a Scotsman

SHE  did a Highland Fling

SHE  danced and underneath her kilt

SHE  didn't wear a thing !

SHE  danced with a Welshman

SHE  danced with him cheek to cheek

SHE  gave him a daffodil

SHE  got from him a Swansea LEEK !

SHE  danced all through the night

SHE  danced all through the day

SHE  danced naked in the Car Park ~ what a floppy sight

That's when the Men in White Coats came

And smilingly took ~ Our Lady Godiva away ! 

 

Thanks for reading ~ comments welcome ~ Love to dance ~ BRIAN

 

Based on an idea from the late great poet ~ Spike Milligan 

  • Author: BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 15th, 2016 08:14
  • Comment from author about the poem: We all love to Dance and in the UK it is increasingly popular and "DANCE" is considered and apt topic for a PhD Thesis ! I have seen Belly Dances in Turkey and one even danced on my knee. GODIVA was not technically a Belly Dancer (or even a Ballet Dancer) but in the end she did let it ALL hang out ~ which surprisingly ~ in the UK in the 21st C ~ is still illegal in the Market place ! Love BRIAN XOX
  • Category: Humor
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Comments1

  • rrodriguez

    I got tired of dancing... but the poem saved me. Well done my friend. But please, don't you dance away.

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      GRACIAS RODRIGO ~ You're never too old to Dance ~ even ABUELAS y ABUELOS do it . I hope to styay for many a day ~ love this site ! BRIAN



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