Last night I had a strange dream. It was loosely based on "The Christmas Carol." Except the three ghosts were played by farm animals. The ghost of Christmas past was a duck. I asked' Haven't I seen you on my Grandma's pond?" It answered"You may have seen some of my brothers and sisters, but not I." The ghost of Christmas present was a giant pig. though the pig was not fat, but was the length of two football fields, and as tall as the Empire State Building. I said that I would like to put those ribs in the smoker. He replied" You leave my ribs alone." I then asked if I could have some bacon, and ham. He replied " Touch my but and I will poop on you." The ghost of Christmas yet to come was played by a cow, who never said a word until we got to the graveyard and he pointed at the tombstone. I bent down moved a few weeds and read the words " GOT MILK" I looked behind me recited the words, the hood flies back revealing a cow of flesh and bone. With a crazy look in it's eyes and in a strange yet funny voice it replied 'Why, Yes I Do." Then started spraying me with milk from it's udder. That is when I woke up laughing.
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SOME CHRISTMAS CAROL ~ TONY ~ Thanks for sharing ~ i'm still laughing and covered in MILK ! In the UK Ducks (and other Birds) and Pigs (big hams !) and Cows (cream & beef) all play a big part at Christmas. I can see why they visited ~ I guess its the same in the States ~ Thanksgiving & Christmas. Thanks for sharing {I'm still laughing !) BRIAN
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Used to have milk wars with my farm buddies as a youngster, aiming a teat at an unsuspecting kid, milking 10 feet a way. After getting their attention up side the head, you would aim at each other's mouth, enjoying the taste of very fresh milk.
Great story, playing in the mud and mud throwing was about all me and my farm buddies did.
I am glad you remembered your dream so vividly. I could visualize. Thanks
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that was one crazy dream !!
Yes it was
I love this!
Thank You
Haha Very funny.
Thank you
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