A gift I was given,
A poster of a movie.
I really loved it so.
It was cool and groovy.
So colorful and bright,
I hung it on the wall.
Until I realized,
Not what it seemed at all.
I looked more closely,
Immediately offended.
Right before my eyes,
A male appendage!!
Blinking my eyelids,
Took a second glance.
Drawn in the wrinkles,
Of the actor’s pants!!
And, then another,
This time in a sign.
Within the letter W,
Actress’s bust line!
Cautiously looked closer,
On the poster’s right side.
In a pale mountain range,
A huge backside!
What’s wrong with this artist?
Using his talent this way?
Where’s are his manners?
What would his Momma say?
Now he’s got me gazing,
To see if there’s more.
What else is he hiding?
For my eyes to abhor.
Oh, now I get it!
It’s plain to see.
This prankster artist,
Has played a joke on me.
The work is for fun,
He’s created a spoof.
Subject of this film,
About the naked truth.
I’ve heard of this before,
Sense of humor so crass,
Hidden in cartoons,
Takes a lot of sass.
In this optical illusion,
It’s artwork with some game.
But, in the eye of the beholder,
Either raunchy or just lame.
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Author:
WriteBeLight (
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- Comment from author about the poem: The idea of the poem comes from an actual movie poster I bought. The poster is a cartoon collage of several comic book covers.
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
Ha ha love this
Brilliant and another
Of my favourites
Bloody well done sir.
You are so kind to save this as a favorite! Thanks so much for the comment. I do have to admit, I blushed when I looked closely at the poster.....:)
WOW HONEY ~ Thanks for sharing a poem sparkling with humour and innuendo to lift all our post Christmas Blues. It's surprising what you can see in a picture if you look hard enough ~ Thanks for sharing ~ HUGS ~ BRIAN Please check my poems ~ Thanks B
Thanks Brian. That is exactly the goal. Time to look forward and you are right about the message an artist strives to send. It is like all of us Poets here. Sharing experiences thru the written word. Hugs back and thanks for the input🙂
now who would leave a thing like that hanging around. and I don't mean the poster? great fun write! ww
I made sure it was set in a "very well hung" place😆😅 Thanks. You are so funny WW!
I going to ask if you found any shortcoming's with it? ww
Only when it is cold outside..:)
well its always summer here!
HA HA HA HA HA! Good to know one can always rise to the occasion!
LOL love it
I am glad you did Tony! Thanks😊
Welcome
This was a really funny poem! I can imagine your reaction to seeing what you saw after hanging it up! Loved it!
Oh!! I was actually dumbfounded! Good fun nevertheless😆
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