plastic problems.....

P.H.Rose

Plastic problems.

Just four little numbers,
How could you forget.
The queue's getting longer,
They're not happy I bet.
Was it a five or maybe a four,
Oh bugger this love,
Let's get out of the door.
The assistants not helping,
She's just tapping the till,
If I was you dear,
Tell her to keep bloody still.
A day out shopping,
Wasn't why I signed up,
Let's go to a cafe,
And have cake and a cup....

  • Author: P.H.Rose (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 31st, 2016 08:28
  • Comment from author about the poem: thought I'd post a light Hearted one... My wife has almost No memory sometimes.. It is so funny.....
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • BRIAN & ANGELA

    BRING BACK GREENBACKS ALL IS FORGIVEN ! Thanks for a bit of humour PHR ~ we are all getting a bit serious as the minutes to 2017 (THE YEAR OF THE TRUMP) drawers nearer ~ We all panic when we have $200 w0oorth of food in our trolly and the cash card machine says ERROR ~ HORROR ! Thanks for SCARING ~ BRIAN

    • P.H.Rose

      Ha ha. No problem
      Brian.... thanks

    • willyweed

      nicely done P.H everyone has had this problem, cash & carry ole mate! ww

      • P.H.Rose

        Thank you WW
        It was so funny

      • WriteBeLight

        Oh, I feel the pressure..hahaha. Yes, go and get a drink and relax. That is the best approach!! Very cute!

        • P.H.Rose

          Thank you WBL
          It's so funny
          She gets so stressed

          • WriteBeLight

            Welcome! And, I do not blame her at all! Too many passwords and pin numbers these days!

          • Christina8

            Very nice poem P.H.! Oh the horrors of plastic! Always keep cash on hand I suppose. Great job on this one. Happy New year!--Christina

            • P.H.Rose

              And a happy new year
              To you and yours
              Chrissy...
              Thank you for your
              Comments

            • notapoet

              I can relate to this one, had a good chuckle, enjoyed it very much...

              • P.H.Rose

                Thank you NAP.
                A happy new year
                To you and yours..

              • Tony36

                Lol love it

                • P.H.Rose

                  Thank you Tony
                  All the best to
                  You and yours
                  This new year

                  • Tony36

                    Welcome, all the best to you as well in this new year



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