Stepped into the Ladies Room,

Because nature was calling.

Couldn’t help but overhear,

A conversation so appalling!


These women were in their stalls,

Talking about aches and pains.

Rashes in various places,

Trouble with varicose veins.


What one of them ate,

Now, this is kind of funny.

The Sushi she said she had,

Gave her “a run for her money.”


The other countered that,

She had the opposite reaction.

Had Mozzarella Sticks,

Now lack of backdoor action.


Now the topic turned,

To muffin tops and cleavage.

How the size of certain private parts,

Would vary their amount of heavage.


I finally had enough,

I said, “Ladies, please pipe down.

They can hear you in the hall,

And, possibly across town!”


The two women stopped their talking,

One started on vacation.

I was just trying to make a point,

About sharing too much information.


I finished up my visit,

Opened the door in front of me.

A small crowd of men had gathered,

Shrugged my shoulders saying, “It wasn’t me.”


  • KJ

    I really like the way you write haha! & the humor you included! Keep it up! x

    • WriteBeLight

      Thanks so much for that. I do like to write humor over more serious subjects. I am glad that you enjoyed the poem! I will keep on doing so! Thanks.

    • Phoenix8523

      Smiley face all over the place! This is great! -- phoenix

      • WriteBeLight

        Thanks very much Phoenix! I am glad you enjoyed the poem!

      • Michael Edwards

        Great stuff - I can even hear this happening.

        • WriteBeLight

          Yes, true story and truth can be so much funnier than fiction! Ha Ha. Thanks for the comment!

        • Dford1

          Well written.

          • WriteBeLight

            Thanks! I appreciate that!

          • Tony36

            LOL! I agree, way to much TMI being said these days

            • WriteBeLight

              Yes Tony! I agree, thanks!

              • Tony36


              • Christina8

                Great poem! It's true how people share tmi and you added all the humor too! Great job!

                • WriteBeLight

                  I know. I want to run away yelling, "My ears! My ears!"...:0 Thanks for the comment Christina!

                • Daniel

                  Haha very very funny, still laughing!!!

                  • WriteBeLight

                    That is great! I wasn't though when I heard the conversation! Unbelievable. They gotta keep their voices down! Thanks Daniel!

                  • willyweed

                    I'm back from rolling on the floor
                    very nice and funny write Thank You WBL

                    • WriteBeLight

                      So glad you liked it...as the guys standing by the door...:) Hillarious!

                    • notapoet

                      OMG I really really enjoyed this, what a great write and the rhyming was spot on! I really had a good laugh, thanks WBL for such a fun piece...NAP

                      • WriteBeLight

                        So nice a comment NAP😊 I am really appreciative!

                      • P.H.Rose

                        Ha ha... superb
                        Loved it. My kinda

                        • WriteBeLight

                          I am truly happy. I think of you often as I feel we are cut from the same poetic cloth😀

                        • Quemis


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