Stepped into the Ladies Room,
Because nature was calling.
Couldn’t help but overhear,
A conversation so appalling!
These women were in their stalls,
Talking about aches and pains.
Rashes in various places,
Trouble with varicose veins.
What one of them ate,
Now, this is kind of funny.
The Sushi she said she had,
Gave her “a run for her money.”
The other countered that,
She had the opposite reaction.
Had Mozzarella Sticks,
Now lack of backdoor action.
Now the topic turned,
To muffin tops and cleavage.
How the size of certain private parts,
Would vary their amount of heavage.
I finally had enough,
I said, “Ladies, please pipe down.
They can hear you in the hall,
And, possibly across town!”
The two women stopped their talking,
One started on vacation.
I was just trying to make a point,
About sharing too much information.
I finished up my visit,
Opened the door in front of me.
A small crowd of men had gathered,
Shrugged my shoulders saying, “It wasn’t me.”
- Author: WriteBeLight ( Offline)
- Published: January 10th, 2017 06:21
- Comment from author about the poem: Sometimes there's just, T.M.I. or too much information.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 100
- Users favorite of this poem: PotbellyPleb
Comments11
I really like the way you write haha! & the humor you included! Keep it up! x
Thanks so much for that. I do like to write humor over more serious subjects. I am glad that you enjoyed the poem! I will keep on doing so! Thanks.
Smiley face all over the place! This is great! -- phoenix
Thanks very much Phoenix! I am glad you enjoyed the poem!
Great stuff - I can even hear this happening.
Yes, true story and truth can be so much funnier than fiction! Ha Ha. Thanks for the comment!
Well written.
Thanks! I appreciate that!
LOL! I agree, way to much TMI being said these days
Yes Tony! I agree, thanks!
Welcome
Great poem! It's true how people share tmi and you added all the humor too! Great job!
I know. I want to run away yelling, "My ears! My ears!"...:0 Thanks for the comment Christina!
Haha very very funny, still laughing!!!
That is great! I wasn't though when I heard the conversation! Unbelievable. They gotta keep their voices down! Thanks Daniel!
I'm back from rolling on the floor
very nice and funny write Thank You WBL
So glad you liked it...as the guys standing by the door...:) Hillarious!
OMG I really really enjoyed this, what a great write and the rhyming was spot on! I really had a good laugh, thanks WBL for such a fun piece...NAP
So nice a comment NAP๐ I am really appreciative!
Ha ha... superb
Loved it. My kinda
poem.....
I am truly happy. I think of you often as I feel we are cut from the same poetic cloth๐
Ha!
Thanks! ๐
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