A devil called Chocolate
Oh!! you wonderful delicious devil in disguise,
I love you so but so does my stomach and thighs.
That tune you blow, I'm then a pied piper child,
With eyes delirious, I'm along for a wonderful ride.
Your beautiful taste, is near never the same,
The Melt in my mouth, sends me almost insane.
From up on that shelf, you flicker yours eyes so,
I have to pick you up, then bag you and go.
Unfortunately not every one loves you the same,
scales in my bathroom, don't believe my pound gain.
My sweet tooth is winning, this battle of the bulge,
And extra letters on tags, is a result of indulge.
So now I must start, my chocolate cold turkey,
reduce those numbers,and get down to waist thirty.
Don't worry we'll still, have the odd little fling,
When no one is watching, the shop I'll come in...
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Author:
P.H.Rose (Pseudonym) (
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Oh boy do I sympathize! Great delicious job!
Ha ha thanks WBL
You know just what
I mean...
🙂
Chocolate calls to me all the time. And, a waist-30--would work for me.
I enjoyed it.
Thank you Dford1...
Oh I wish I was back
To a thirty waist..
I'm knocking on the
Door of 38 at the mo..
Maybe we should give chocolate visitation rights--only on the weekends! It can be a win-win.
Ha ha.. great idea..
Wish I'd of put that
In my poem...
That's given me
A great idea...
I'll add some
More lines..
About being in
Chocolate prison.
Thanks for the idea
Love it!! I sympathize with you! I just can't keep it in the house! ha ha
Ha ha chrissy I know
Just what you mean
It doesn't stay long
In our house...
Thank you...
After reading this.. i'm in need of some chocolate! haha great work!
Ha ha..thank you KJ
I'm on one of those
Stupid D.I.E.T...thingys..
And the cold turkey
Is kicking in...
This was fun to read, Also so true it hurts lol
Ha ha thank
You ..PotbellyPleb.
Love your name...
mouth watering poem. ww
Thank you WW
Thankfully all the Christmas excesses in respect of this confection are now ingested and NOT to be replaced - but - er - well maybe just a few...! Great piece PH
Ha ha...
thanks Michael
I lost my fight years ago when I became a willing prisoner of war in my battle... Great write fellow chocolate lover.
Ha ha...I feel
For you sir...
Thank you..
Very true about the opposite approach. I can't deny I have this battle myself. She is indeed a worthy adversary. Unfortunately for me the way I beat it is by devouring completely. lol Nice write😊
Thank you Mandi
Why is it the things
You really love are
Really bad for you..
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