TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

Michael Edwards

 

A QUIET CUT

I went for a haircut today,

a pleasure I really must say.

It was cut by a bloke

and he never spoke

except for ‘Hello’ and ‘G’day’.

 

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DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

 

Did a big shop at the grocery store

and with basket full I walked ‘cross the floor. 

Over to the checkout so I could pay -

transaction done and I heard her say:

‘Thank you sir, have a nice day’. 

With a steely look I failed to hide,

I snapped in reply: ‘That’s for me to decide!’

 

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 14th, 2017 02:10
  • Comment from author about the poem: I've cheated - two today but only short ones and both whimsical. Plus another bit of coastal art.
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments7

  • WriteBeLight

    Ha Ha. I like that. I hope you decide to have a great day 🙂

  • Michael Edwards

    Thanks both - oh I do love being grumpy.

  • Tony36

    Love them both great writes

  • Augustus

    Both a nice respite.

  • Christina8

    Both great writes. Hope you have a great day!

  • Michael Edwards

    Thanks Tony Augustus and Christina

  • Leisa Niamh

    Made me smile.

    • Michael Edwards

      That's nice - I must come across as a bit grumpy.



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