I found a bit of lego
at the side of the couch
it was a pretty mean bit
it made me say ouch
I found a big green crayon
on the floor beside the wall
I knew who had left it there
their hand reached to four foot tall
I found half a sausage
under the kids bed
it must have been there for weeks
even the mould on it was dead
I found a big snail
going round the kids room
they wanted the smallest of engine
to see if it would go broom
I found a left arm and leg
from some poor teddy bear
apparently it had an operation
another unsuccessful repair
I have found lots of other things
painful, creepy and gruesome
Sometimes even really funny
from my teeny tiny two sons
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mammyo3 (
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- Comment from author about the poem: written 2005, this is part of a collection I done, never published just written in a book called the mad mum collection, poems by a demented housewife, just a bit of fun and something for the kids to read when they are older.
- Category: Family
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Comments2
Delightfully written! Thanks so much for sharing! -- phoenix
WELCOME MAMMY ~ Thanks for a heat warming first poem ~ the joys of being a MAMMY and with two Boys. Loved all the things you found in 2006 ~ God only knows what you're finding 10 years o ! Thanks for saving and sharing ! Yours BRIAN (UK)
well I have found another kid and plenty of other horrors lol I am finding it great going back over older stuff I done when they were little so am glad if I bring a smile to someone else's face
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