GOD ~ I raised three SONS
all Kosher ~ Would one Nobel Prize
be too much to ask ?
Left the door open
for the Prophet ELIJAH
now my cat has gone !
Yenta ~ Schmier ~ Gevalt
Schiemiel ~ Schlemazl ~ Tuchus
Oy ! To be so fluent !
GOD please find a Husband
for Rachel ~ if possible let
him be a Banker !
Our youngest Daughter
our most precious Jewel ~ hence
the name Tiffany !
Would it spoil some
Vast Eternal Plan ~ if I was
a Wealthy Man ?
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Blessings ~ BRIAN
I was raised to respect the JEWS and JUDAISM ~ if any of these
HAIKU cause offence I apologise. It is a celebration of Jewish Humor.
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- Comment from author about the poem: JEWISH HUMOR is famous all over the WORLD and it mostly involves Jewish Mothers who are very protective of their Family. Comments welcome ~ BRIAN
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Another good 'un Brian
Thanks you MICHAEL ~ Much appreciated ~ BRIAN
Love them all Great writes
Thanks TONY ~ Pleased you enjoyed them ~ Yours BRIAN
Welcome
Ha Ha Mazel Tov!
Thank you HONEY ~ plased you enjoyed it ~ YoursBRIAN
lol,can we all relate to this,great humor
Thanks WORDMAN ~ pleased you enjoyed it ~ Yours BRIAN
All great Haikus, Brian! They were funny but respectful. Great job on these! Hugs--Christina
Thanks CHRIS ~ I am so pleased you saw both the Humour and the Respect a difficult balance ! Hugs back to you ~ BRIAN
Interesting. I might not have been in contact with many Jews -and not because I did not want to-, but I know people. They're all the same in every corner of this world. Being a fourth-year surgical technology students, I have seen many folks of different backgrounds cutting open and believe me they look alike when you turn them inside out LOL! PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE. That's why we all can relate to this humorous poem! Many jokes,movies, news,etc. about ethnic groups and races just raise the discrimination and hatred between people. I think we are standing in the edge of a new era when it's time to learn to live and let live. In the era when world's decisions-makers benefit chaos, our peaceful words and deeds are the most precious. Thank you for doing this Brian.
Thanks for your COMMENTS EDWARD ~ very helpful ~ I think humour and gentle satire brings us together rather than divides. Jewish Mothers are no different from other Mothers and Italian Mothers are even more possessive of their sons. Being a MEDIC you will appreciate one of the Jewish Mother Jokes I did not publish ! \"Because it\'s a BOY ~ The new Jewish Mother asked ~ d\'you have to cut the umbilical ? !\" Christian Barnard a Pioneer in heart transplants was South African and in his writings he said there was controversy about interracial heart transplants and male to female heart transplants ! We are all the same inside ~ apart from gender differences. We have to live and let live ! BRIAN
Wow..very amazing haikus you have composed and shared here. These are fun giving in nature. These haikus are humorous too. Amazing really!
Thanks PINTU ~ Pleased to liked them. They are amusing but quite gentle and do not give offence ~ OK Yours BRIAN
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