The Kernel's Lost. Try Floss.

WriteBeLight

Popcorn you devil.

Popcorn you fiend.

Bit down on a kernel,

Caused pain in my teeth.

 

Took out a toothpick,

To lodge the thing free.

Caused my gum irritation,

And it started to bleed.

 

Got a small mirror,

Opened wide.

Show yourself kernel.

Why do you hide?

 

I’ll try to find you.

I’ll try in earnest.

Rather do that,

Than go to the dentist.

 

Can taste the blood.

Salt on my lip.

Better stop picking,

Just be done with it.

 

Get a glass of water.

Rinse out my mouth.

Dab off the blood,

With a paper towel.

 

Leave it for now.

I’m at a loss,

When I get home,

I’ll try dental floss.

 

Dam you kernel,

For this you’ll pay.

Once dislodged,

Throw the popcorn away.

  • Author: WriteBeLight (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 20th, 2017 07:05
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 41
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Comments6

  • Michael Edwards

    Nice one WBL and we've all been there - just spent a fortune on dental treatment but at least I can smile again.

    • WriteBeLight

      Thanks so much. Sorry to hear about spending a fortune. I can relate. It is very expensive going to the dentist. But, your teeth are very important. 🙂

    • Tony36

      Wonderfully written poem

      • WriteBeLight

        Thanks so much Tony!

        • Tony36

          Welcome

        • MendedFences27

          Ah yes, the dangers of popcorn. Will nature please stop the assault on the dentures of the free world. It makes one on edge entering the movie theater, it terrifies the freelance popper, almost too shaken to push the Popcorn button on the microwave, and what is it doing to our children? Oh the horror. I prefer mine with butter and lots of salt. Also it's one of those aromas, when popping that makes everyone want some, like bacon. - Phil A.

          • WriteBeLight

            Thanks for the comment Phil. I couldn't agree more!

          • P.H.Rose

            Ha ha.. very good poem
            I love it.... unfortunately I
            Have not looked after mine
            Had a few knocked out
            Through various sports,
            My front two when I was
            About 12 playing cricket
            Believe it or not my relative
            Smashed me in the face with
            A cricket bat, he was batting
            And I was THE wicket keeper
            Rugby, football and boxing
            Got the others, so I don't
            Suffer to much with stuff
            Getting stuck in my teeth..
            Love it when a poem is
            Written about something
            Other than love, death
            Or breaking up...
            Good job.. well done...

            • WriteBeLight

              Wow. Sounds painful. So sorry about your smile. I agree. A popcorn poem is a nice change. Thanks for much for the comment!

            • Augustus

              I was embarrassed at the dentist a few years back when she found a piece of popcorn kernel stuck in my gum. Your poetry is always so relateable.

              • WriteBeLight

                I love popcorn as a light snack. But, it really is painful and aggravating when that happens. Still eat the stuff now and then though. Thanks for the comment Augustus.

              • Jeff

                Lol...those damn kernels...great write

                • WriteBeLight

                  I agree that they can be a pain in the laugh. Thanks Jeff!



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