LIMERICKS 10, 11, and 12

Michael Edwards

        

                        

LIMERICKS 10, 11 and 12.

 

There was a rude dude from Bude

who chewed juicy prunes crudely stewed

but he sneezed out loud

and showered a crowd

which started a chewed stewed prune feud.

 

                Michael Edwards © February 1988                                                                                         

 

 

There was a young worker from Purley

whose boss declared, quite surley,

‘You can’t do too much

for a boss in a rush’

so he didn’t and went off home early.

          Michael Edwards © February 1988                                                                          

 

 

A girl on a diet in Pinner

grew thinner and thinner and thinner

and feeling quite sparse

she lay down on the grass

and a blackbird devoured her for dinner

 

Michael Edwards © February 1988 

                                                                                

 

                                                   

 

 

 

 

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 21st, 2017 01:35
  • Comment from author about the poem: Three smiles for Tuesday another watercolour of my local town.
  • Category: Humor
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  • BRIAN & ANGELA

    Love the WC Michael and you really are waxing LYMERICAL ~ what the Yanks make of them I wonder ? Bude ~ Purley ~ Pinner Oh yes I remember them well ~ and your Limericks are very appropriate ! Thanks for the memories ~ BRIAN

    • Michael Edwards

      Love LYMERICAL - might use it myself sometime - not sure if limericks are popular in the US or are they peculiarly British?

    • WriteBeLight

      Ha Ha wonderful Michael!

    • Tony36

      Made me smile great write

    • BrutalityPotato

      These are great! I like 11 and 12 in particular.

      • Michael Edwards

        Cheers BP - anything to cheer up the site.

      • MendedFences27

        Beautiful artwork. Three funny limericks. How does one judge a limerick, by humor, or poetic value? I say if you smile or laugh it's great. I loved number 12. Where the heck is Pinner, anyways? As usual, great stuff. - Phil A.

        • Michael Edwards

          Thanks Phil. Pinner has now been gobbled up in the spread of London and is now a North London borough

        • Augustus

          My favorite was going home early.

          • Michael Edwards

            Cheers Augustus - I also love negative questions where the enquirer expects a negative reply yet, strictly, the answer is yes.

            For example: 'He's not daft is he?' to which the correct reply is 'Yes, he's not daft'.

            • Augustus

              👍

            • P.H.Rose

              Ha ha, love all three....



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