Toot (A Nort the Newt poem)

Tony36

There once was a fellow 

Named Nort the newt

Who ate so many beans

His fanny went toot

All his friends

Just held their nose

Because 

When you're eating beans

That's just the way it goes

  • Author: Tony36 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 10th, 2017 07:16
  • Comment from author about the poem: Find this poem and may others at www. tanders-tma.blogspot.com
  • Category: Humor
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Comments6

  • willyweed

    this just blew me away! good one Tony.

    • Tony36

      Thank you

    • Goldfinch60

      Nort's back !!! Fun write.

      • Tony36

        Thank you

      • orchidee

        Oh lol. heehee.

        • Tony36

          Thank you

        • WriteBeLight

          Let it rip Tony! HA HA Great poem!

          • Tony36

            Thank you

          • rrodriguez

            Nice, cute, creative.... hahahah

            • Tony36

              Thank you

            • Michael Edwards

              Really made me smile even more so because the word fanny in the UK is a rather vulgar reference to another part of the anatomy and it doesn't apply to men. Yet another difference in the language that divides us.

              • Tony36

                Thank you, Know that you told me that, I can't stop laghing



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