Pooetry!

I do my poos, in the loos

Sometimes in Grand mama's shoes.

On a scale of smell my bum would get a 10

In the middle of a meal 

I'll say "Hang on, skip the eel,

I need to go to the lav again"

It really is not fun

When in the countryside your bum

Needs a poo but all there is is plants

So to my friend I say

"Kindly look the other way,

I'm about to take down my underpants"

It can be sticky and slooshy

Very wet or very mooshy

Thick and hard or a sloppy one that's soft

Sometimes I could poo for the nation

Other times, my constipation

Occurs and I can barely get a waft

You may think I'm minging

With this song I'm singing

You think "What's wrong wit this person's brain?

But it's true that in a meal 

I'll say ''Hang on, skip the eel,

I need to go to the lav again''