Michael Edwards




There was an old man from Kuwait

who was once heard loudly to state:

‘The winter hurley burley              

when it gets late early

is no patch on the summer when it stays early late!’



  • swingline

    Ha ha , a simple twist of fate .

  • orchidee

    A fine write M. Oohh, wasn't there some trouble about Donald Duck not wearing trousers? And Porky Pig in those cartoons too?! But then again, you ever seen animals wearing clothes, apart from some winter coats for dogs, etc?

    • Michael Edwards

      Are but they are cartoon animals whereas Athelstan a Barrington - well they're real gnomes.

    • P.H.Rose

      Ha ha.....
      Another cracker.

    • Fay Slimm.

      A smile on my face as I contemplate a nude little Barrington without his tunic. Good limerick too.


      SAID a Boy to his Teacher one day
      Wright has written tonight wrong I say
      The Teacher replied
      Staring horrified
      Right ~ Wright ~ write tonight right
      Right ~ right away ! TOUCHE !
      Please check my poem today ~ Thanks BRIAN

    • Augustus


    • WriteBeLight

      That one "cracked" me up Michael! Ha Ha

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