Is jumping to conclusion a good exercise? With all the hype around fitness I've been laying in weight and running from obligations. Experts claim staying in shape with an activity like cycling lifts your spirits. I agree and do 12 ounce Corona curls daily. Ain't that lifting spirits? And cycling, my nephew comes by once a week on his bike to pick up the cans. My wife makes sure I walk the line when I throw my weight around. As a senior citizen I resist, exercise my rights, and try to give a squat about something. Aren't I bench pressing when I sit in the park? Sometimes I agree with Jack LaLane, especially when I struggle to lift my drawers up or down. I've been raising eyebrows, shrugging my shoulders and making an effort to get a grip as I cruise on by the Gym. My doc is warning me about balance and danger of falling and recommended pretending I am walking on a beam. Hell I think I'm doing alright after a pint of Jim Beam finding my way home. Have a good day.
Augustus / Seasons Hospice, Houston TX / June 2017
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Author:
Augustus (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Need to get in shape.
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A fine write A.
Ah, you're sober. No sherry today. Thanks
Ah, you're sober. No sherry today. Thanks
Ah, you're sober. No sherry today. Thanks
You had sherry? You said that three times! lol
What a laugh , and another and another ! A masterpiece of joyful celebration .
Glade you enjoyed.
Your exercise program wears me out thinking about it, Augustus! Slow down!
Heh, hey. Can you help me with curls.
Oh !! Augustus this is
Just so very good
I absolutely love it...
My wife is always
Trying to get to go to
gym.... I keep
Telling her I know
No one of that name..
She doesn't seem to
Listen......
Thanks for reading and generous comment.
Good fun write. I get plenty of exercise, I raise my cups of tea and coffee up and down to my lips many times a day.
Coffee here, but I'll tolerate your habit. Uber driver from Iraq made black tea with cardamom sound worth a try. Thanks.
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