Food Fight

WriteBeLight

Here he comes.

Back this year.

That smiling Ass,

Has no fears.

 

A large rodent,

A speedy rat.

On my hard work,

He’s growing fat.

 

As I dream,

Of radish and beans,

In my bowl,

Tasty sight seen.

 

Those healthy plants,

Raised from seeds.

Gorge and satisfy,

His hungry greed.

 

But, not this time,

My sling shot’s handy.

He’ll get no veggies,

He gobbles like candy.

 

There it is,

The evidence.

Entrance to tunnels,

Under the fence.

 

I think I’ll set,

A tasty trap.

Lure him out,

And, then dispatch.

 

Garden treasures,

Not for his belly,

Show yourself,

All, dusty and smelly.

 

And, there he is!

That lettuce is mine!

I take a shot.

I missed this time!

 

So, enjoy your spoils.

Have a good night.

Be back tomorrow,

To again, food fight.

  • Author: WriteBeLight (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 2nd, 2017 05:54
  • Comment from author about the poem: It is a never-ending battle.
  • Category: Humor
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  • Michael Edwards

    Great to see you fun work back in the gallery - just what it needs - this really made me smile.

    • WriteBeLight

      Thanks Michael! I know you know the destruction those things can do to all of your hard work! Thanks again for the comment 🙂

    • Fay Slimm.

      Oooh I know how you feel cos I have his kith and kin in my own veggie patch - - so good to see you posting again dear poet- friend.

      • WriteBeLight

        Thanks Fay! I know many can relate to those destructive devils 🙂 I am happy to be able to talk with you and post some work. Makes my days to be able to be back with you and the others.

      • Goldfinch60

        Great fun write, they can be annoying these predators of veggies.

      • Christina8

        I loved your poem. I have missed reading your daily poems. Must be frustrating having animals eat away at your hard earned garden veggies!

        • WriteBeLight

          It is Christina. I cannot stand varments. They do have to eat, I under stand. But, not my vegetables 🙂 Please! Thanks for the comment. Glad you liked it. I will try to post as often as I can. Thanks again!

        • Noquarter4

          Great write. Did you ever get him?

          • WriteBeLight

            He was gotten, but not by me. Ha Ha. I am sure another will show up! 🙂

          • Quemis

            Cute.

            : P



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