Yellow card (soccer game)

myself and me

You use foot

I have head

 

You pass

I chase

 

You kick too hard

A shoe fly off

 

You run too fast

I have to pull you back

I pull too hard

Your butt show up

Ref hold his laugh

Give me a yellow card

  • Author: myself and me (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 27th, 2017 16:38
  • Comment from author about the poem: For weekend laugh. Enjoy.
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 18
Get a free collection of Classic Poetry ↓

Receive the ebook in seconds 50 poems from 50 different authors


Comments8

  • malubotelho

    Yes, cute. I've been a lot to soccer games. My ex husband was a professional player in Brazil and after he stoped playing he had a soccer school for kids. My older son plays really good but never became professional. Even me played sometimes. Thanks for sharing this. I believe you like to play?

  • Christina8

    Very nice poem! Funny too!

    • myself and me

      Just to have some Sunday fun.

    • WL Schuett

      Made me smile , I like to watch also

      • myself and me

        Great. Your smile is the best reward for my effort.

      • Michael Edwards

        Played when younger until my team got kicked out of the league for 'misdemeanors' - but boy we did have fun !! love the write it brings back memories.

        • myself and me

          Playing is fun, watching is another kind of fun and watching the fun playing is more fun.

        • Goldfinch60

          Good fun write.

          • myself and me

            Just to have some fun on Sunday.

          • dusk arising

            This brings out the nippon in your grammar. Loved it!

            • myself and me

              I am glad you like it. Thank you.

            • FredPeyer

              I like it, used to be a goalie!

              • myself and me

                Hi, Goalie, I am glad you like it. Thanks.

              • Neville



                made me chuckle m&m ... I used to play in goal and my son is a great Liverpool fan ...........................N 🙂



              To be able to comment and rate this poem, you must be registered. Register here or if you are already registered, login here.