I'm Sorry

I'm sorry I left a mouse on your bed, 

I'm sorry the bloodstains are still there. 

I'm sorry I left a bird there too, 

I thought you'd like it. 

I'm sorry I was gone for a week, 

I'm sorry I came home with fleas. 

I'm sorry I scratch you in the bath, 

But you know I don't like water. 

I'm sorry I peed on the couch, 

I'm sorry I clawed it up too. 

I'm sorry I knocked over your bowl, 

But you laughed last time I did. 

I'm sorry I play too roughly, 

I'm sorry the dog's scared of me.

I'm sorry I got the neighbor pregnant,

But she was cute. 

I'm sorry I hate the vet, 

I'm sorry I puked in the car. 

I'm sorry you had to clean it up, 

But that's why I love you. 

I'm sorry I wandered off again,

I'm sorry I didn't come back. 

I'm sorry that car hit me,

I didn't see it coming. 

I'm sorry I left you alone,

I hope you can forgive me.