Too many "heavy" poems, so here is something on the lighter side:
On a day when everything went wrong
Pondered the existence of GOD
Finally realized the problem was me
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When shaving I wondered
Does GOD shave too?
Then remembered
SHE is a woman
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There are times when I
Feel very close to GOD
Usually right after screwing up
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GOD knows everything
You cannot hide
But you can beg
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There is nothing more irritating
Then GOD giving you a riddle
In the middle of a party and
You are too drunk to solve it
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Author:
Alfred Peyer (Pseudonym) (
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Those riddles get harder to solve the older I get. I need t ask Goog... oops I mean God.
In my belief God is a Force.
And you can see the future through an empty bottle of wine, but only after you emptied it!
Well you must see if the wine at the bottom is as good as the wine at the top!
Very clever write. I liked the part where you said that God was a woman. Lol. Also the last stanza too! Great piece all around!
Thanks Christina! Well, who said it has to be a man? No great poems here, just a bit of playing around after writing more "heavy" ones.
I shall check out if the sherry at the bottom is as good as that at the top!
Actuallly, orchidee, it is the middle you should try first! It' the best, slightly infused from the top and leaning heavily on the bottom.
A lighthearted look ,a good idea thanks for the humor
Thanks WL, without humor life would be awfully dull!
Agreed
I don't even understand them these days let alone know the answer if there ever is one.
Thanks Michael, I know, some do go right over my head!
Good fun - it is quite amusing to write down thoughts as they wander round our minds with no real beginning or end - just muses - fun😊
Thanks sue, I guess our problem is that the mind never stops!
This is really thought provoking, I like it a lot.
Thank you ruby, and what were you thinking about? The begging, or that maybe you are the problem, or that GOD may be female? No matter what, thanks for reading my blurbs!
The thing that really caught my eye was the part about god being a girl. Christians generally associate god with masculine characteristics, probably because Jesus was a man. I have my doubts in the existence of god, but I'm not an atheist so I still have so many questions I want answered about him/her.
"When shaving I wondered
Does GOD shave too?
Then remembered
SHE is a woman"
Woman shave too :). So the answer is , Yes, God shave too.
I love this group of poem. The middle one got me.
Thanks M&M, I wasn't talking about the legs or more unspeakable parts! 🙂
hahaha, you just did.
But you made me say it! Forget the beer!
Too many people taking this religious stuff as dead serious so its a pleasure to see something light hearted about it. After all - if we are created in the image of god then its ok to have our god given sense of humour innit! I enjoyed this.
Thank you d a! Yes, I am sure GOD also has a sense of humor!
Excellent Fred!
Thanks for reading and commenting, WBL!
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