God ?

FredPeyer

Too many "heavy" poems, so here is something on the lighter side:

 

On a day when everything went wrong

Pondered the existence of GOD

Finally realized the problem was me

___

 

When shaving I wondered

Does GOD shave too?

Then remembered

SHE is a woman

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There are times when I

Feel very close to GOD

Usually right after screwing up

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GOD knows everything

You cannot hide

But you can beg

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There is nothing more irritating

Then GOD giving you a riddle

In the middle of a party and

You are too drunk to solve it

  • Author: Alfred Peyer (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 5th, 2017 02:44
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Comments10

  • Goldfinch60

    Those riddles get harder to solve the older I get. I need t ask Goog... oops I mean God.
    In my belief God is a Force.

    • FredPeyer

      And you can see the future through an empty bottle of wine, but only after you emptied it!

      • Goldfinch60

        Well you must see if the wine at the bottom is as good as the wine at the top!

      • Christina8

        Very clever write. I liked the part where you said that God was a woman. Lol. Also the last stanza too! Great piece all around!

        • FredPeyer

          Thanks Christina! Well, who said it has to be a man? No great poems here, just a bit of playing around after writing more "heavy" ones.

        • orchidee

          I shall check out if the sherry at the bottom is as good as that at the top!

          • FredPeyer

            Actuallly, orchidee, it is the middle you should try first! It' the best, slightly infused from the top and leaning heavily on the bottom.

          • WL Schuett

            A lighthearted look ,a good idea thanks for the humor

            • FredPeyer

              Thanks WL, without humor life would be awfully dull!

              • WL Schuett

                Agreed

              • Michael Edwards

                I don't even understand them these days let alone know the answer if there ever is one.

                • FredPeyer

                  Thanks Michael, I know, some do go right over my head!

                • sue.evans

                  Good fun - it is quite amusing to write down thoughts as they wander round our minds with no real beginning or end - just muses - fun😊

                  • FredPeyer

                    Thanks sue, I guess our problem is that the mind never stops!

                  • ruby.e

                    This is really thought provoking, I like it a lot.

                    • FredPeyer

                      Thank you ruby, and what were you thinking about? The begging, or that maybe you are the problem, or that GOD may be female? No matter what, thanks for reading my blurbs!

                      • ruby.e

                        The thing that really caught my eye was the part about god being a girl. Christians generally associate god with masculine characteristics, probably because Jesus was a man. I have my doubts in the existence of god, but I'm not an atheist so I still have so many questions I want answered about him/her.

                      • myself and me

                        "When shaving I wondered
                        Does GOD shave too?
                        Then remembered
                        SHE is a woman"
                        Woman shave too :). So the answer is , Yes, God shave too.
                        I love this group of poem. The middle one got me.

                        • FredPeyer

                          Thanks M&M, I wasn't talking about the legs or more unspeakable parts! 🙂

                          • myself and me

                            hahaha, you just did.

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                          • dusk arising

                            Too many people taking this religious stuff as dead serious so its a pleasure to see something light hearted about it. After all - if we are created in the image of god then its ok to have our god given sense of humour innit! I enjoyed this.

                            • FredPeyer

                              Thank you d a! Yes, I am sure GOD also has a sense of humor!

                            • WriteBeLight

                              Excellent Fred!

                              • FredPeyer

                                Thanks for reading and commenting, WBL!



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