The Tale of Franken-Beaver (Happy Halloween)

some time ago in a Transylvania town a scientists ran amok, he played God and made a man, little known fact, he owned a duck 

Villagers came and burned him out and took the silver spoon from his mouth, out in the cold the mad scientist duck set his sights on way down south

In Louisiana bayou the duck Splashed down with no longer a need to roam, the waters were warm and full of fish this place he'd now call home 

He built a nest like none had seen two stories with a view,  his life was nearly perfect until the Beavers came to chew

They dropped their trees to the left of him even more fell to his right, they dropped and chewed and built their dams all morning noon and night 

The duck he was quite civilized a gentleman it was so clear, he'd sit down with those beavers and put reason in their ear 

Now the Beavers were quite busy they have no time for some lame duck, they had dams to build and Fields to flood their tails they would not tuck

Listen up said a beaver we have a busy day, we are sorry we've inconvenienced you but the fact is you're in our way 

So waddle back from winced you came or you'll discover the Ugly Truth, a beaver's tail can do just as much damage as any beavers tooth 

The duck he waddled back toward his home thinking of the Beavers he could not sway,  but the fact they had threatened him for that they'd rue the day 

To the north was a beaver graveyard for those killed by Falling trees and such, with the knowledge of his old Master perhaps that would do the touch 

So the Duck trudged North to find his fallen Beaver, then he'd call the lightning and then he'd pull the lever

What he found were bits and pieces scattered all around, those beavers didn't even bury their dead they just left them on the ground 

A good piece here a good piece there until he had enough, and then he'd see if his science was really up to Snuff 

For days and nights his creature laid waiting to be born, finally then one fateful night there came a lightning storm 

The lightning struck and the switch was pulled its life begin with thunder, the Duck cried out "It's Alive ! Now tear their dams asunder "!

Franken-Beaver walked out into the night with chaos in his hands, out into the bayou he destroyed the Beavers dams 

The bayou is now quiet and calm but be weary true believer, cause somewhere in that darkened bog lays the deadly Franken-Beaver