The party was already in full swing
When I got there to do my thing
Checking out the women, find a nice lass
Good looking, brains, with a great ass
Spotted one, looking bored, ready to die
Being chatted up by some old stupid guy
Made eye-contact and she smiled
Get ready for ME, you beautiful child
I sauntered over without much haste
Put my arm gently around her waist
“Oh, here you are” I said out loud
“Thought I lost you in the crowd”
She smiled, enjoyed the line I think
I asked her if she would like a drink
Drinks and conversation at the bar was easy
Think I did well without being cheesy or sleazy
Her slightly slanted eyes were so exotic
Her deep and smoky voice so erotic
Black hair with a hint of blue
A body like a dream come true
The band struck up some nice, slow song
“Let’s dance” I said, and guided her along
With cheek on cheek, breast against chest
I felt in heaven, and truly blessed
We danced with eyes closed, reaching apex
All I could think of was bedroom and sex
Leg against leg, pelvis grinding on pelvis
The music some old seductive tune by Elvis
When with horror and dread I realized that she,
This beautiful, gorgeous creature, was a he
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Author:
Alfred Peyer (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: October 27th, 2017 00:11
- Comment from author about the poem: After the more 'heavy stuff' I think it is time for something a little lighter. And no, that guy at the party is NOT me!
- Category: Humor
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Urrrgh - I've heard of this happening - and you've turned it into a great poem - nice one Fred.
Thanks Michael, for whatever reason (don't ask) the last two lines popped into my head while driving and I figured why not? See what I can do with it.
Oh no lol! A fine write Fred. There's a 'Carry On' film where similar things happens. One says: 'How did you find out (that she was a he?)'. The reply is: 'I'd hate to tell you!'
Thanks Orchi! I figured with a party like that you would be swooning! And you are right, if I should ever be in such a situation (don't think I ever will), I would give the same answer! 🙂
Great write Fred. Maybe he knew all along that the she was really a he and not horrified at all! Enjoyed reading it!
Thanks Laura, I wasn't there, so I don't know for sure, but I think he really thought she was a woman.
I guess we’ll never know! 😉
Oh what a surprise ending here Fred - a fantastic read which had all the trimmings of a one night stand and then - wow - such a clever ending.
Thank you Fay, as you can see a few comments up, the poem actually started with the last two lines. I have no idea where they came from, but I was driving and 'voila' they were there. The poem kind of followed.
Oh man! Great poem and really great ending! LOL Enjoyed it very much!
Thank you Christina! Always expect the unexpected, and that goes for good things too!
I hope it is NOT you, but the poem did come out of your mind. :). What an end. Love it.
Mahalo M&M, I guess if I would not have a twisted mind, I wouldn't fit in on this site!!! 🙂
Reminds me of the song "Lola" by The Kinks. And I'm sure someone at sometime experienced just this scenario. Great write Fred.
Mahalo AP, I am sure someone did. Depending on the person it could be a good thing too. Remember, as writers we have an open mind, do not discriminate, and do not have any prejudices.
Very true Fred.
This is a very lighthearted poem! A lovely read
Thanks Shannon, we cannot be 'deep thinkers' every day!
Goes to show, you never know what is in a package until it is unwrapped. So how particular was this smooth operator, Fred ... did it end there? You never know these days.
Thank you Louis, I wanted to portray that 'smooth operator' as you so aptly named him, as a kind of macho guy, oversure of himself, so I guess he took a hasty retreat! 🙂
this is well written, incredibly thoughtful and beautiful
Thank you anonym! Something a little bit lighter than some of my other poems. We can't be serious all the time! 🙂
Ha ha very funny. Great poem Fred
Thanks Syd, we cannot be serious all the time!
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