At the Party

FredPeyer

The party was already in full swing

When I got there to do my thing

Checking out the women, find a nice lass

Good looking, brains, with a great ass

 

Spotted one, looking bored, ready to die

Being chatted up by some old stupid guy

Made eye-contact and she smiled

Get ready for ME, you beautiful child

 

I sauntered over without much haste

Put my arm gently around her waist

“Oh, here you are” I said out loud

“Thought I lost you in the crowd”

 

She smiled, enjoyed the line I think

I asked her if she would like a drink

Drinks and conversation at the bar was easy

Think I did well without being cheesy or sleazy

 

Her slightly slanted eyes were so exotic

Her deep and smoky voice so erotic

Black hair with a hint of blue

A body like a dream come true

 

The band struck up some nice, slow song

“Let’s dance” I said, and guided her along

With cheek on cheek, breast against chest

I felt in heaven, and truly blessed

 

We danced with eyes closed, reaching apex

All I could think of was bedroom and sex

Leg against leg, pelvis grinding on pelvis

The music some old seductive tune by Elvis

 

When with horror and dread I realized that she,

This beautiful, gorgeous creature, was a he

  • Author: Alfred Peyer (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 27th, 2017 00:11
  • Comment from author about the poem: After the more 'heavy stuff' I think it is time for something a little lighter. And no, that guy at the party is NOT me!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 56
  • Users favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet
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  • Michael Edwards

    Urrrgh - I've heard of this happening - and you've turned it into a great poem - nice one Fred.

    • FredPeyer

      Thanks Michael, for whatever reason (don't ask) the last two lines popped into my head while driving and I figured why not? See what I can do with it.

    • orchidee

      Oh no lol! A fine write Fred. There's a 'Carry On' film where similar things happens. One says: 'How did you find out (that she was a he?)'. The reply is: 'I'd hate to tell you!'

      • FredPeyer

        Thanks Orchi! I figured with a party like that you would be swooning! And you are right, if I should ever be in such a situation (don't think I ever will), I would give the same answer! ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Laura๐ŸŒป

        Great write Fred. Maybe he knew all along that the she was really a he and not horrified at all! Enjoyed reading it!

        • FredPeyer

          Thanks Laura, I wasn't there, so I don't know for sure, but I think he really thought she was a woman.

          • Laura๐ŸŒป

            I guess weโ€™ll never know! ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • Fay Slimm.

            Oh what a surprise ending here Fred - a fantastic read which had all the trimmings of a one night stand and then - wow - such a clever ending.

            • FredPeyer

              Thank you Fay, as you can see a few comments up, the poem actually started with the last two lines. I have no idea where they came from, but I was driving and 'voila' they were there. The poem kind of followed.

            • Christina8

              Oh man! Great poem and really great ending! LOL Enjoyed it very much!

              • FredPeyer

                Thank you Christina! Always expect the unexpected, and that goes for good things too!

              • myself and me

                I hope it is NOT you, but the poem did come out of your mind. :). What an end. Love it.

                • FredPeyer

                  Mahalo M&M, I guess if I would not have a twisted mind, I wouldn't fit in on this site!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

                • Accidental Poet

                  Reminds me of the song "Lola" by The Kinks. And I'm sure someone at sometime experienced just this scenario. Great write Fred.

                  • FredPeyer

                    Mahalo AP, I am sure someone did. Depending on the person it could be a good thing too. Remember, as writers we have an open mind, do not discriminate, and do not have any prejudices.

                    • Accidental Poet

                      Very true Fred.

                    • ShannonXx

                      This is a very lighthearted poem! A lovely read

                      • FredPeyer

                        Thanks Shannon, we cannot be 'deep thinkers' every day!

                      • Louis Gibbs

                        Goes to show, you never know what is in a package until it is unwrapped. So how particular was this smooth operator, Fred ... did it end there? You never know these days.

                        • FredPeyer

                          Thank you Louis, I wanted to portray that 'smooth operator' as you so aptly named him, as a kind of macho guy, oversure of himself, so I guess he took a hasty retreat! ๐Ÿ™‚

                        • ella

                          this is well written, incredibly thoughtful and beautiful

                          • FredPeyer

                            Thank you anonym! Something a little bit lighter than some of my other poems. We can't be serious all the time! ๐Ÿ™‚

                          • Syd

                            Ha ha very funny. Great poem Fred

                            • FredPeyer

                              Thanks Syd, we cannot be serious all the time!



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