Tune: Monday Madness
(whatever that is?!)
I dunno, make up your own tune
Now look, can you help?
I mean, this could be dangerous....
Thinking, I mean!
How many thoughts can one think each day?
And what can be done
Cos I always get a headache
After about two or three deep thoughts
It's been going on for millions of years, ya know
Cos that's my age!
What are you wittering on about Orchi?
Why this soliloquy, this talking to yourself?
Did yourself reply
And give yourself a sensible answer?
No chance!
What's to be done
Take a pill and have a lie down
For about three hours
Careful which pill you take though!
Have a pork pie or two as well
And pour yourself a sherry
And enjoy your KP marriage still
What? Enjoy? It's all botox to me
I can't escape
She's tied this ball and chain to me leg
And thrown away the key!
There's a progress update for ya
Ohh, I blames you lot
With complex poems, and iambic-wotsits, and wot-nots
Don't expect old Orchi to know what they are!
He's so un-cultured
He's too busy singing
And mucking about with metres
He loses sleep over them ya know
If they don't fit exactly!!
I'm thinking again, though it's not good for me
Should I divorce
And marry Shirley in Eastenders?
She's Worzel Gummidge's sister, I reckon!
Hee Hee
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: December 11th, 2017 03:09
- Comment from author about the poem: Erm, not a hymn-poem, and no metre at all! The song title don't apply to me marriage, but 'Madness' group are singing it!
- Category: Humor
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Comments4
Completely bonkers (do they use that word in the States?) and I love it for being just that. Off to snack on some of KPs nuts.
It's cos they married me off on here to Katie Price (KP) in a Halloween wedding! Has driven me barmy!
Ah the real Orchi has come back from his religious sojourn.
So good to see you back again, I suppose you will be forcing Neighbours on us soon!
Is this a temporary aberration from me?! KP partly drove me to it!
In regards to Michaels comment:
We don't call it 'bonkers', here in Hawaii we call it 'lolo'!
And I didn't know KP has nuts! More like melons I guess.
But orchi is the one that should know.....
Orchi, that last line of 'Hee Hee' describes the whole poem. Well done, definitely want to read more of where this came from!!!
Ohhh tales of 'Neighbours' may follow - ghastly Australian soap. What's it doing in the UK? For example, I refuse to watch any programme with someone in it named Toadfish - his first name! it's not human - can't be! lol.
Hi Orchidee,
I like this. Interesting poem.
Keep writing
FineB
Thanks Fine. Oh it's nutty! lol.
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