ron parrish aka wordman

U F O and A Redneck

Last nite driving home from a party

I seen a strange lite in the sky 

at  first i thought it was a plane.

But then it landed in front of my car

it looked like a three story motel

with a rotating bar.

I slammed on the brakes and stopped the car

and i jumped out to run,hell before i could

make it to that bar a green thing grabbed me

and throw ed me back in the car.

Well hell i did`nt know what to do,  so i reached

into the cooler and pulled out a brew, well he

must have liked it, after he drank a 12 pack he 

ate the can`s.

Well he opened the cooler looking for more brew

i was out, i did`nt know what to do, so i reached

under the seat and pulled out that bag of weed

i figured a pound would be all we would need.

we fired up a joint and listened to the

Marshall tucker band, after four joints he fell

out of the car then he stumbled toward that

rotating bar.

Well before he left he stole the rest of my weed

hell he figured that's all they would need.

He fired up that ship and headed toward the sky

he did`nt offer to pay for the weed,hell, he did`nt

even tell me goodbye...


  • ron parrish aka wordman

    this is a true story,well i think it is,i was drinking a lot of rum and coke,mostly rum

  • Goldfinch60

    Good write Ron. You may well have been right, I certainly believe that there are others 'out there' just looking at the chaos on our world and just laughing at us.

  • Accidental Poet

    Nothing wrong with a little good hospitality to a visiting alien on vacation. Sounds like you sent him on his way happy as could be.
    I remember one night with rum & coke, but I won't go into that.

    • ron parrish aka wordman

      i would love to hear it ! thank you..the space ship house is one that i worked on,
      cool on the inside,has 3 landings 2600.00 a month to rent

      • Accidental Poet

        I'll have to give some thought to the rum & coke story. But $2,600 a month rent? Maybe your alien friend is well to do and would like to come back for an extended vacation.

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      • 🐤s.zaynab.kamoonpuri🌷😸

        Aha so this is your imagination too, wow I just can't write make believe fun. But great if the green thing stole your weed, not good for u I'm sure those drugs. Hey now I wish I could see a UFO too. Thumbs up for this delightful story poem.

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