my girlfriend said she was putting me on a diet,
no more sugar she said,
well one day she was at work
i was dog sitting while she worked
i got so hungry for some candy
loaded up the dog and went to the store
yeap,i bought a whole bag of candy
went home and i was in hog heaven
watching the game eating candy
well time for her to get home so i hid the candy
she came in and sit beside me,have you been eating candy
hell no honey i`m on a diet
well a few minutes later that damn dog
came into the living room carrying that bag of candy
she screamed out i knew you was eating candy
i jumped up and said
damn that`s the smartest dog i have ever seen the damn thing went to the store and bought a bag of candy
she looked back at me
and asked whos credit card the dog used,,,hers
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Ron parrish (Pseudonym) (
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Loved reading this write, Ron! Clever and funny🤣 Well done!
Enjoyed the video!
thank you laura
This is different than your usual love odes, I like it! LOL! Great video too!
well i hardly post anything but love poems,time to expand,,thank you
hey, chocolate is one of the main food groups, right? Remember to keep the car keys away from the dog or you might find the car at the local pet store.
thank you my friend,i guess i need to let every one know i can write other venues,,lol and she stood her ground,,thank you
Yes Ron, you can write of anything you want. And its a safe bet Ron, whatever you write of it will be a talented write.
well i don`t know about that,but i will take it..thanks again my friend
From one poet to another Ron, your writing is 5 star top notch stuff. ; )
Cute video. I'll give Regan credit for standing her ground. That's her story and she's sticking to it. LOL.
Good fun write, you just can't trust 'man's best friend' can you.
the dog snitched on me,lol,thank you
Gave me a laugh Ron - great stuff.
thanks michael
Woah super cool fun poem. Is it true? I mean doggies are soo smart n clever so we never know. Thumbs up.
Soo nice to read from u again. Pls do review comment my latest poem too, titled,"play it on your lips"
no ,it`s not true,thank you for reading,and i always return favors
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