Girlfriend,damn dog and a bag of candy

ron parrish aka wordman



my girlfriend said she was putting me on a diet,

no more sugar she said,

well one day she was at work

 

i was dog sitting while she worked

i got so hungry for some candy

loaded up the dog and went to the store

 

yeap,i bought a whole bag of candy

went home and i was in hog heaven

watching the game eating candy

 

well time for her to get home so i hid the candy

she came in and sit beside me,have you been eating candy

hell no honey i`m on a diet

 

well a few minutes later that damn dog

came into the living room carrying that bag of candy

she screamed out i knew you was eating candy

 

i jumped up and said

damn that`s the smartest dog i have ever seen the damn thing went to the store and bought a bag of candy

 

she looked back at me

and asked whos credit card the dog used,,,hers

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Comments7

  • Laura🌻

    Loved reading this write, Ron! Clever and funny🤣 Well done!
    Enjoyed the video!

  • Christina8

    This is different than your usual love odes, I like it! LOL! Great video too!

    • ron parrish aka wordman

      well i hardly post anything but love poems,time to expand,,thank you

    • Accidental Poet

      hey, chocolate is one of the main food groups, right? Remember to keep the car keys away from the dog or you might find the car at the local pet store.

      • ron parrish aka wordman

        thank you my friend,i guess i need to let every one know i can write other venues,,lol and she stood her ground,,thank you

        • Accidental Poet

          Yes Ron, you can write of anything you want. And its a safe bet Ron, whatever you write of it will be a talented write.

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        • Accidental Poet

          Cute video. I'll give Regan credit for standing her ground. That's her story and she's sticking to it. LOL.

        • Goldfinch60

          Good fun write, you just can't trust 'man's best friend' can you.

        • Michael Edwards

          Gave me a laugh Ron - great stuff.

        • 🐤s.zaynab.kamoonpuri🌷🐦😽

          Woah super cool fun poem. Is it true? I mean doggies are soo smart n clever so we never know. Thumbs up.

          Soo nice to read from u again. Pls do review comment my latest poem too, titled,"play it on your lips"

          • ron parrish aka wordman

            no ,it`s not true,thank you for reading,and i always return favors



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