my girlfriend said she was putting me on a diet,
no more sugar she said,
well one day she was at work
i was dog sitting while she worked
i got so hungry for some candy
loaded up the dog and went to the store
yeap,i bought a whole bag of candy
went home and i was in hog heaven
watching the game eating candy
well time for her to get home so i hid the candy
she came in and sit beside me,have you been eating candy
hell no honey i`m on a diet
well a few minutes later that damn dog
came into the living room carrying that bag of candy
she screamed out i knew you was eating candy
i jumped up and said
damn that`s the smartest dog i have ever seen the damn thing went to the store and bought a bag of candy
she looked back at me
and asked whos credit card the dog used,,,hers
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Author:
Ron parrish (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: December 12th, 2017 16:45
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Comments5
Loved reading this write, Ron! Clever and funny🤣 Well done!
Enjoyed the video!
thank you laura
This is different than your usual love odes, I like it! LOL! Great video too!
well i hardly post anything but love poems,time to expand,,thank you
Good fun write, you just can't trust 'man's best friend' can you.
the dog snitched on me,lol,thank you
Gave me a laugh Ron - great stuff.
thanks michael
Woah super cool fun poem. Is it true? I mean doggies are soo smart n clever so we never know. Thumbs up.
Soo nice to read from u again. Pls do review comment my latest poem too, titled,"play it on your lips"
no ,it`s not true,thank you for reading,and i always return favors
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