TEN COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR PROFESSIONS !

BRIAN & ANGELA

 

NUDES ON THE BEACH ~ PABLO PICASSO ~ 1933

 

1.   An ILLUSION  of Artists

2.   A SENTENCE  of Judges

3.   An IMPATIENCE  of Wives

4.   A MELODY  of Musicians

5.   An ELOQUENCE  of Lawyers

6.   A PORRIDGE  of POETS  (Michael !) 

7.   A FLUSH  of Plumbers

8.   A RASH  of Dermatologists 

9.   A GAGGLE  of Ladies

10. An EXAGGERATION of Fishermen

 

Thanks for visiting ~ Comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX 

 

These are all genuine ~ some are quite amusing !

The only NEW on is "A Porridge of Poets" which

was suggested by MICHAEL !  The original was

AN IAMB OF POETS ~ which is not as effective

I made the point that MPS is like a big bubbling

bowl of Poems and daily NEW POEMS are tossed

into the Pot for us to enjoy ! My Favourite is:

A FLUSH OF PLUMBERS !  Love to ALL ~ BRIAN. 

 

 

  • Author: BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 19th, 2017 02:48
  • Category: Humor
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Comments4

  • orchidee

    Good write Brian.

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      Thanks STEVE ~ | do my best to bring a bit of humour and variety to MPS each day ~ pleased you liked it ~ BRIAN ! Please add POEM to the lovely CHRISTINA'S Fusion Poem ~ LOVE IS ~ Thanks B.

    • Michael Edwards

      Thanks for putting me in the Hall of Fame - but you missed off an evacuation of sewage workers - love it Brian.

      • BRIAN & ANGELA

        Thanks MIKE ~ There are more than enough for PART 2 ~ I had a PONG of Sewage Workers coupled with a PING of Table Tennis Players and a PENALTY of Footballers etc etc ~ a rich vein of droll humour ! I loved the concept of MPS being a \"Bowl of Porridge !\" Yours BRIAN ~ Don\'t forget CHRISTINA\'S Confusion ! B.

      • Shadowbox15

        A fine write Brian. But your reference to porridge has made me hungry.

        • BRIAN & ANGELA

          THANKS SHADOW ~ PLEASED YOU ENJOYED IT ! I agree Porridge is a Tummy Filler any hour of the Day or Night ~ Yours BRIAN

        • Christina8

          An exaggeration of fisherman, eh? I don't think I'll forget that one. 🙂 Another great collection of nouns one doesn't often hear when describing these. Great job! Always love where your muse takes you! Sisterly hugs--Christina

          • BRIAN & ANGELA

            THANKS CHRIS ~ These are all genuine from the Official Manual of Collective Nouns ! I like a RASH of Dermatologists ! Well my Muse is very multifaceted so It does take me into some strange places ! Your FUSION is going well about 10 so far ~ You should reach 15 before the DEADLINE ~ Hope your Day going well Big Brother Hugs ~ BRIAN @@@@@@@

            • Christina8

              Yes, it is, thank you for everything!

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