If They Dare!

Lorna

Goin' down to the machete store

They ain't gonna bother me any more

Let them come at me

From the jungle night

My new bought blade

Packs a lot of might

If that don't work

I'll smile real slow

One way or another

They're gonna go

  • Author: Lorna (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 4th, 2018 06:04
  • Comment from author about the poem: Last year my brother was a volunteer on a mission in the Peruvian jungle to find, catch and tag anacondas. (Luckily they didn't find any - or so felt his family!). He sent us a photo (which I unfortunately lost) of himself wielding a machete in the store where he bought it - essential equipment apparently. It just made me laugh so I wrote this.......... forgive me Grant!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 52
  • Users favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet, Laura🌻.
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Comments6

  • Poetic25

    Lorna
    I would forgive you if you were my sister haha, a lovely little poem with a touch of humour
    Michael 🙂

    • Lorna

      We'll see - he probably won't be bothered to come to this site so he'll never know!!!

    • Michael Edwards

      And if you were my sister I'd laugh with you as I'm sure he would too - such a fun write.

      • Lorna

        I have to be careful not to ruffle his gravitas......... elder sister, don't you know.......

      • Accidental Poet

        Anacondas? Not exactly like finding a foot long garden Snake. Hope he learns that machete as well as his sister has learned her pen.

        • Lorna

          Well unfortunately they didn't find one but he was with experts - too bad really because he would have loved the tackle!

        • Laura🌻

          This is a great one, Lorna!
          I didn’t read the comment
          before I read your verse!
          I thought it was about you
          or some other individual
          buying some sort of blade
          at a local store for protection!

          Then I read your comments.
          You certainly surprised me!
          Anacondas!!! I can’t even
          watch the movie ANACONDA!
          Your brother is very brave!
          More power to him!

          ~Laura~

          • Lorna

            I'll tell him - he'll like that. Actually what he got was a good case of traveler's tummy! But it was an adventure.

          • Goldfinch60

            Good fun write Lorna, sounds like he is a good brother in spite of his 'gravitas'.

            • Lorna

              Absolutely!! He says he is going to join the site!!!! This will be fun...........

            • Suresh

              The pic really paints your image of your macho bro indeed



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