Some Diet



Oops! must take my finger out

Of this delicious chocolate pot

I've only started a diet today

Silly me, I totally forgot


Mum has come to visit me

She has brought this huge cake

I'll just have to tell her

I have a bad stomach ache


She really does not believe me

Cuts me off a massive slice

Puts it down in front of me

I ate it all delicious, so nice


Mum you should of not done that

You know I am trying to lose weight

"Oh! Really! you scoffed it down

Telling me now, Its a bit late"


Hubby comes home with a takeaway

Somehow I really cant take all this

Again its put down in front of me

just divine, he deserves a kiss


Dam, I have just weighed myself

Now I am three pounds more

Why the hell do I worry so much?

These diets are becoming a bore






  • Author: Elaine (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 27th, 2018 17:29
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a thought, times I do this
  • Category: Family
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  • Noah

    Dedication can be hard to find. Great thought haha

    • kitcat

      Thanks Noah, This dieting is bloody hard 🙁 No willpower

      • Noah

        You'll get it! 🙂

      • Goldfinch60

        All we can do is try, but sometimes (most times) the goodness of the food outweighs the dedication to the diet.

        • kitcat

          Cheers Goldfinch that is exactly right that is why it gets so boring

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