Oops! must take my finger out
Of this delicious chocolate pot
I've only started a diet today
Silly me, I totally forgot
Mum has come to visit me
She has brought this huge cake
I'll just have to tell her
I have a bad stomach ache
She really does not believe me
Cuts me off a massive slice
Puts it down in front of me
I ate it all delicious, so nice
Mum you should of not done that
You know I am trying to lose weight
"Oh! Really! you scoffed it down
Telling me now, Its a bit late"
Hubby comes home with a takeaway
Somehow I really cant take all this
Again its put down in front of me
just divine, he deserves a kiss
Dam, I have just weighed myself
Now I am three pounds more
Why the hell do I worry so much?
These diets are becoming a bore
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Author:
Elaine (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: March 27th, 2018 17:29
- Comment from author about the poem: Just a thought, times I do this
- Category: Family
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Comments2
Dedication can be hard to find. Great thought haha
Thanks Noah, This dieting is bloody hard 🙁 No willpower
You'll get it! 🙂
All we can do is try, but sometimes (most times) the goodness of the food outweighs the dedication to the diet.
Cheers Goldfinch that is exactly right that is why it gets so boring
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