(Photo specially for Laura)
EPIGRAM No3
Innovations in menswear – designed to liberate.
Cross-your-heart underpants –lift and separate.
- Author: Michael Edwards ( Offline)
- Published: April 6th, 2018 01:31
- Comment from author about the poem: Last of the three epigrams plus a picture of the smallest border in the garden. It's a small enclosed garden in the middle of the village and being enclosed it's also very private. Another photo tomorrow
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Swoon! Well, lift and separate, but not tight! A fine write and pic Michael. lol.
Hopefully Orchi -
I just wonder - do they they still make Lift-Your-Heart Bras ? Do you remember the adverts?
Oh yes, but I never got to the end of the adverts, as I swooned! lol.
If I wore them I would be singing castrato! Good fun write.
You need a small table next to that chair so that you can have a glass of something cooling standing on it while you sit and survey your estate.
It would be gin and tonic made properly - It surprises me how many people haven't a clue.
Large glass, correct measures, plenty of ice, lemon (Plus my wife and I add other fruit: orange, grapefruit, blackberries etc which we keep in ample supply ready cut up in the freezer) We also keep several different types of gin.
Oh the table - well yes but we have one elsewhere.
I enjoy a good gin and tonic but only have one type as I can't get any more into the cupboard without removing one of my many fine malt whiskys.
One gin we haven't tried yet is rhubarb and ginger - might get a bottle today but only if it's on offer.
I can only imagine! Such pictures spring to mind...... on well....... I love seeing your garden pictures. Keep them coming! No restrictions there!
Thanks Lorna. The reply that came to mind made me blush a tad so I'll constrain myself.
Sorry........ now more images........ ropes?
LOL thanks for the giggle first thing in the morning. Lovely garden image!
Thanks Christina - it's enough to make your eyes water.
Michael,
Thank you for the picture! Very colorful! I like the variety of flowers! Do the other borders have flowers also?
The epigram is hilarious! From reading all the comments, I see you got a lot of mileage out of that number three! I could make a joke, but I’ll restrain myself! I’ve enjoyed my first read of the day very much!
I’ll have my gin and tonic (one of my favorites) later on in the day! You said it needs to be made properly! What’s your recipe? Another favorite of mine is a very dry Martini!
Thanks again, Michael! You’re awesome!
~Laura~
Actually the right recipe is getting the right amount of tonic to the right amount of tonic - and that's quite subjective. I must say that a quality tonic water makes the world of difference - over here Fever tree Tonic is the at the upper end of the spectrum and is readily available. Bought a bottle of Sloe Gin earlier today - one of my favourites. Another photo tomorrow - I'll take one mow outside the studio.
Thank you my friend!
Looking forward to tomorrow’s pic!😊
“The right amount of tonic to the right amount of tonic”??🤔
Not easy hen you're pi**ed !! 🙂 🙂
Just been to mow outside the studio - think I'll have another !
Cin-Cin 🍸😄
Ha ha ha - - what hidden depths you quill in today's epigram Michael -- - love this cheeky but clever touch of fun. Great picture of a colourful corner out in your garden too.
Very hidden indeed - very few people ever see my underwear, thanks so much Fay.
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