my dream girl is an asshole who drives faster than me

Abora

4/17/18 11:36AM

since i am always late
to whatever appointment i make
i always speed on my way to work

and sometimes in traffic
there are drivers more frantic
with speed limits to shirk

today there was a girl
who drove in a whirl
and showed me how it was done

she was tailgating so close
i could see up her nose
an awful, annoying jerk!

what an asshole, i cried
as i sped up to chide
her attempt to outrun

i was doing about eighty
and my memory might be hazy
but she might have been going above

she flipped me the bird
as she passed without a word
and that’s when i fell in love

  • Author: Big Swifty (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 17th, 2018 11:11
  • Comment from author about the poem: this little rhyme came into my head today while driving. i get too serious sometimes and this is probably the least serious poem i’ve ever written
  • Category: Reflection
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Comments1

  • Goldfinch60

    Love can strike at the most strange moments sometimes.



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