SARTORIAL INELEGANCIES (1)

Michael Edwards

Only chavs and sartorial losers

wear their shirts outside long troosers.

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 30th, 2018 01:22
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 28
Get a free collection of Classic Poetry ↓

Receive the ebook in seconds 50 poems from 50 different authors


Comments +

Comments8

  • onepauly

    its a must, for where I live.
    otherwise people are coughing in the middle of summer.

  • orchidee

    Oops I do it too, if it's warm enough. It makes me feel more 'casual' and 'flowing'. Sort of ethereal, as a breeze blows me shirt-tails as I stroll along. lol.
    How about those socks and sandals?

    • Michael Edwards

      Outside short trousers PROVIDING the shirt is square cut and not tailored

    • Goldfinch60

      So true Michael, shirts outside of shorts and socks without socks.

      Shirts inside long trousers with socks and shoes.

      • Michael Edwards

        After my own heart Andy

        • Goldfinch60

          Oops meant sandals without socks.

          • Michael Edwards

            I guessed that's what you meant - and polo shirts and tee shirts NEVER tucked in. More SI's to come reflecting these.

            • orchidee

              Ohh don't ask me to shay all thish while offering me sherrysh with no water - even the correct version, as you say.....sandals without socks. I couldsh not shay a word of it. I might be able to say: 'The sixth sheikh's sixth sheep is sick' though!

            • Lorna

              OK so I had to look up chav: informal British derogatory, meaning "a young lower-class person who displays brash and loutish behaviour and wears real or imitation designer clothes".... and so many RULES! Funny....

              • Michael Edwards

                Thanks Laura - you must have worked out 'troosers'

              • dusk arising

                I break all the rules these days. Once upon a time i was a paragon of sartorial elegance and took a pride in my appearance.. nowdays i don't give a hoot so long as i'm decent.

              • BRIAN & ANGELA

                MIKE ~ This Heat Wave (I blame Brexit ~ Hot air blowing across La Manche !) has demolished English dress sense ! I lecture to the Young & Impressionable so I have to set standards. I never wear shorts @ work ~ always socks (I'm not JESUS !) and if the shirt is tailored to be worn UNTERPANTZ ~ I thus wear it ! I have some "shirts" tailored to be worn OBERPANTZ ~ I thus wear them ! I am a dedicated follower of Edwardian Fashion ~ OK Pleased to be back please check my Collaboration Poem ~ REST ......... !
                Yours B & A !

              • BRIAN & ANGELA

                MIKE ~ This Heat Wave (I blame Brexit ~ Hot air blowing across La Manche !) has demolished English dress sense ! I lecture to the Young & Impressionable so I have to set standards. I never wear shorts @ work ~ always socks (I'm not JESUS !) and if the shirt is tailored to be worn UNTERPANTZ ~ I thus wear it ! I have some "shirts" tailored to be worn OBERPANTZ ~ I thus wear them ! I am a dedicated follower of Edwardian Fashion ~ OK Pleased to be back please check our Collaboration Poem ~ REST ......... !
                Yours B & A !

              • orchidee

                How's that evening? You got that shirt tucked in or not?! Depends, as you say, if it's square cut and not tailored. Anyway, after all that, it's fairly pleasant just now. We're not frying, baking, scorching, etc - there's a 'promise' of it again soon though, like it or not! Shirt tails out again?!



              To be able to comment and rate this poem, you must be registered. Register here or if you are already registered, login here.