THOUGHTS OF DEATH (2)

Michael Edwards

 

 

Do dentists reside on cloud 7 ?

False teeth and mobility scooters

Are there charging points up there in heaven?

The answers aren’t found on computers.

 

                                          

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 9th, 2018 00:19
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  • Goldfinch60

    There is no need for any of these in heaven, including computers. See you there Michael.

    • Michael Edwards

      I am firmly of the belief that if there is a god and a heaven then entry will be based on how you conduct yourself and how you behave towards others that will determine admission and not on any beliefs that you may or may not hold which affect no one but yourself. Gosh this is too heavy for me so early in the morning.
      I am about to go off to run a free watercolour workshop this morning for the less fortunate members of our society and it's activities like this which imho are far more important in life than beliefs and non-beliefs .

      • Goldfinch60

        I too believe that the good we do when we are alive will lead us to a better life. As you will have seen from some of my poems (many of my poems) I thoroughly believe in God which is My Spirit, when I was on Iona many years ago I am thoroughly convinced that I was touched by God and I know that My Spirit is within me and always will be.
        Doing good for others will always make you a better person.
        I hope your workshop brings joy and wonder to all, I am sure that it will Michael.

      • orchidee

        Erm, I've not been there (as yet) to find out! I expect it's as Goldie says.
        Oh lol, good write and pic M.

        • Michael Edwards

          You could go on a day excursion just to get a feel of the place - if you do decide to , choose one which provides parachutes just in case of an accident - insurance is quite high or so I believe. 🙂 🙂

          • orchidee

            Well, I might go by bus. I asked someone if the No.7 bus goes to heaven. They said 'Yes'. I replied 'You sure?' They said 'Ah, sorry, it's the No. 11 bus you want. The No.7 goes to Mars!'
            I'll book a rocket then for a day trip.

            • Michael Edwards

              Is it cheaper to buy a day return?

              • orchidee

                Erm yes. I should have gone years ago - a day trip I mean! It was 2/6 for a day return.

              • BRIAN & ANGELA

                A MAN lay down by a SEWER
                And by that SEWER died
                At the Coroners inquest
                They called it SEWERSIDE !

                Thanks for another Poeme de Morte ~ very droll
                My COMPUTER does not have a CELESTIAL KEY
                Perhaps one day it will~ a direct line to JEHOVAH !

                Yours as always BRIAN.

                • orchidee

                  God's phone number - 333, as in Jeremiah 33 v.3! Type that in and see what happens!

                  • Michael Edwards

                    Ah gave me a big grin - must check out my computer
                    Yours U. M.

                    • orchidee

                      Don't tap in 666 whatever you do! Eek!

                      • Michael Edwards

                        If I stand on my head it'll be 666 - will that be pkay?

                      • Heartwriter

                        Michael if goodness gets one there. Perhaps we will pass on a cloud and share some poems written in the sky!!!!!! Great write.

                        • Michael Edwards

                          Sounds like heaven - actually it will be won't it.

                        • orchidee

                          Ma again! Thoughts of death - I'm about to sing! lol.

                          • Michael Edwards

                            I will be up there playing Trumpet Voluntary on a harp - and with you singing - will we have paradise all to ourselves Orchi?

                          • Fay Slimm.

                            I am still giggling at your clever image - small is big to a palette like yours Mike - -- as for cloud numbers I favour the nine for drifting me into my own little paradise. Great stuff.



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