Llama Drama

🐤s.zaynab.kamoonpuri🌷🐦😽

This flesh 'n' blood cousin of the ship 'o' the desert
here is given that funky punky , stylish haircut?
Could it be optical illusion or screen manipulation
causing him to grin in mock jubilation?

And ain't he gonna toss those bangs
like some real groovy llama?
My doesn't he look ready for any
showbiz dromedary drama?

Ah yes, he does look handsome, do come have a view
of this fuzzy, comedy dromedary beau!

Send in the paparazzi, for he's already saying cheese
But he prefers his own kind, send in some lady llamas please.

Hey, like humans, llamas can stick their tongues out
and spit to express displeasure
So keep your distance from angry ones
or you will regret the mismeasure .

The one in the picture is a cool llama teenager
but he's no teeny-bopper, for he's a teetotaller
as no one ever saw him with a bottle of gin or lager!

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Comments7

  • Lorna

    Chuckles indeed! I have a friend who owned llamas and pigmy goats and she had to sell the llamas because the vet said they were being dangerously stressed out by the little goats........having nervous breakdowns......... funny !

  • Goldfinch60

    Good fun write, llamas are very strange creatures.

  • BRIAN & ANGELA

    WOW SISTER ! Love the photos and the Llama Tribute. Yes indeaed they are funny and they seem happy. We don't have many Camels in England (One HUMP or two ?} but we do have lots of LLAMAS. We often have them in Children's PARKS & FARMS becaus they look non-threatening and can tollerate light stroking. Their wool is nice as is ALPACA ! I South America (Peru etc) I have seen them used as working animals carrying loads etc. How do they use them in TANZANIA ? Do they eat the Meat. When we visited South Africa we ate a lot of different MEAT in the Hotel ~ Impala ~ Zebu ~ Zebra ~ Ostrich etc all delicious and in Peru they eat GUINEA PIGS ! Thanks for love ly POEM 'n PICS. Please check our FUSION on SEASONS. Its AUTUMN here (UK) and SPRING in NEW ZEALAND where ANGELA is on a work exchange ! Yours BRIAN 😎 and ANGELA 🧡

    • 🐤s.zaynab.kamoonpuri🌷🐦😽

      Thanks soo much for your very interesting comment, wow u have lots of llamas eh. Nice to know they are friendly and gentle, would luv to stroke them then. U used them for working as beasts of burden wows! I don't think they have llamas here much except perhaps in a zoo imported one. So noh they aren't eaten here. Are they eaten elsewhere .? Omg even zebras and ostrich are eaten, didn't know.
      Cheers to u both, autumn wow we don't get to really see that here. Only spring and summer mostly.

    • Fay Slimm.

      So funny and very attractive the llamas I know in Cornwall have just the same haircuts -ha ha - you worded a smile-raising read which I had to read over again and those pics. made me giggle too. Must save this one to my favs.

    • Michael Edwards

      Great fun write - we need more like this on here - it can be a very somber site at times - great read.

      • 🐤s.zaynab.kamoonpuri🌷🐦😽

        Soo glad to give smiles and laughs then. It can be a somber world at times and cheer is needed. Thanks soo much for the review.

      • Gary Edward Geraci

        Llamas are wonderfully made creatures; praise God the Creator! And you; the creator of this piece; laboring with the words, plying with the numbering of syllables- eyes fastened to your interesting subject - make them accessible to audiences thousands of miles away - in pictures and in poetry. Fascinating!

        • 🐤s.zaynab.kamoonpuri🌷🐦😽

          Glad to send some smiles and reading fun across continents like we all do. Thanks so much for great lovely feedback wow. Cheers.

        • FineB

          Hello S.zaynab,

          A great write.

          I enjoyed that. Llamas are cute.

          Keep writing FineB



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